Текст (слова) песни: Robinson Brian - Rizap Of Crizap

well I`m the soul-man at the microphone stand-
you`re a 50 cent fucker I`m a million dollar man-
and rippin` up shit is the god damn plan-
don`t need no fuckin` muscles or a coppertone tan-
I`m a skinny little fucker from the street-
with some rhymes in my mind to make this rap complete-
I never get tired - I`m retired-
I`ve never been hired so I can never get fired-
I don`t have a diploma or a GED-
but you don`t need a degree to be on MTV-
WOO HAW - hit me with my payrole check-
it`s all about money so fuck respect-
say I`m sellin out - well I`m sold-
I`m gonna be rich when I`m old like mold-
milldewin` - so you can say I`m screwin` - the pooch-
when I`m hittin` the hootch - while I`m poppin` the kootch-
booty shakin` with your girl on slow jams-
your name Michael Jackson - nah - Soulman-
so my life sucks, but yours does too-
cuz your mommas fat and ugly, and so are you-
sorry to burst bubble-
hope I caused ya trouble-
but you`re startin to look like Barney the fuckin Rubble-
No harsh feelings, someone had to tell ya-
just don`t come close so I won`t have to smell ya.
pick it up, put it down-
lay it on the ground-
like Lionel Kiddie City, turn your frown upside down-
Just like an ear test, listen for the sounds-
Cuz like a fudge maker, I cut it by the pound-
and you know I`m not a clown-
so I don`t fuck around-
I just hit on your mamma cuz her botty`s nice and round-
I dont give a shit if she weighs 400 pounds-
as long as she`s got meat, I`ll eat it all year round-
her lovin might be crappy-
but she`ll never ever slap me-
cuz im the only man that`ll try to make her happy-
so back off son or I`ll bite ya like Tyson-
I`m not Puerto Rican, so I wont like the rice `n`-
BEANS, BEANS, they`re good for your heart-
you know the more you eat `em, you know the more you fart-
I eat `em all day long so stay away from my ass-
don`t follow to closely and don`t light a fucking match-
cuz one little spark and -BOOM- explode-
like the Power Rangers, I`ll be in turbo-
Well now you now you know my life and how it sucks to be me-
but I`m comfy this way like a pair of cord jeans-

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Robinson Brian - Rizap Of Crizap well I`m the soul-man at the microphone stand- you`re a 50 cent fucker I`m a million dollar man- and rippin` up shit is the god damn plan- don`t need no fuckin` muscles or a coppertone tan- I`m a skinny little fucker from the street- with some rhymes in my mind to make this rap complete- I never get tired - I`m retired- I`ve never been hired so I can never get fired- I don`t have a diploma or a GED- but you don`t need a degree to be on MTV- WOO HAW - hit me with my payrole check- it`s all about money so fuck respect- say I`m sellin out - well I`m sold- I`m gonna be rich when I`m old like mold- milldewin` - so you can say I`m screwin` - the pooch- when I`m hittin` the hootch - while I`m poppin` the kootch- booty shakin` with your girl on slow jams- your name Michael Jackson - nah - Soulman- so my life sucks, but yours does too- cuz your mommas fat and ugly, and so are you- sorry to burst bubble- hope I caused ya trouble- but you`re startin to look like Barney the fuckin Rubble- No harsh feelings, someone had to tell ya- just don`t come close so I won`t have to smell ya. pick it up, put it down- lay it on the ground- like Lionel Kiddie City, turn your frown upside down- Just like an ear test, listen for the sounds- Cuz like a fudge maker, I cut it by the pound- and you know I`m not a clown- so I don`t fuck around- I just hit on your mamma cuz her botty`s nice and round- I dont give a shit if she weighs 400 pounds- as long as she`s got meat, I`ll eat it all year round- her lovin might be crappy- but she`ll never ever slap me- cuz im the only man that`ll try to make her happy- so back off son or I`ll bite ya like Tyson- I`m not Puerto Rican, so I wont like the rice `n`- BEANS, BEANS, they`re good for your heart- you know the more you eat `em, you know the more you fart- I eat `em all day long so stay away from my ass- don`t follow to closely and don`t light a fucking match- cuz one little spark and -BOOM- explode- like the Power Rangers, I`ll be in turbo- Well now you now you know my life and how it sucks to be me- but I`m comfy this way like a pair of cord jeans- Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Rizap Of Crizap: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/117/1/16664.html Все тексты песен: Robinson Brian » Robinson Brian - House Of Dispair » Robinson Brian - Rizap Of Crizap » Robinson Brian - Last Light For Another 20 Рекомендуем скачать: » Башаков бэнд - Мы никогда не умрём (Башаков + Комаров + » Браво - Как быть? (Браво + Земфира) » Борис Бляхман - Местечко » Бригада С - Эй, мама, я погиб на войне » Булат Окуджава - Песенка об арбатских ребятах » Булат Окуджава - (стихи) » Борис Вайханский - Песня Катерины княжичу » Блестящие и Амега - Новый Год » Би-2 - Мой Rock`n`Roll (совместно с Чичериной) » Борис Бурда - Блатная песня » Би-2 - Лав-ка » Браво - Я то, что надо » Бочаров Владимир - ЗАИГРАЛ ШАНСОН » Борис Вахнюк - На службе, на пирушке и в уличной толпе... » Булат Окуджава - Петухи » Блестящие - Милый рулевой » Борис Вахнюк - Если еще не темно... » Булат Окуджава, Исаак Шварц - Блиндажи той войны все травой заросли... » Братья Гримм - Лето » Батурхан Батыр Шукеев - Ревнивая
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