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Текст (слова) песни: The High and Mighty (presents) - The High and Mighty f/ Bobbito, El-P

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[Mr. Eon]
Girls, girls, girls, girls
My right hand I adore
Spankin on my sheets till I can`t cum no more
I`m on a five-a-day plan, then I`m switchin hands
Not really carin where my sticky white lands
I`m half-asleep, you calm me Captain Kleenex
Cuz I be cummin on quilts until my dick wilts
Then I`m in the shower, Jergens and Vaseline-a
Right named Palmer, left hand Wristina
Like the Artifacts, I Come On wit the cum on
Might jerkin work, lookin up too many skirts
I nut on puffs after I huff the dutch
The ten pack pocket tissue comes in the clutch
So put on the Kristy-Kenya video
That`s four nuts a day, and one more to go

[El-P]
Check check check check
Dear Sir,
I have been an avid reader of your magazine for many years now
But up until today I haven`t had an experience as really worthy of this column
The solo jux avidly have to repeat
I felt weak, felt like we were havin sex for a week
I wanna spark the bottle, wack it but I don`t have a sheet
So inevitably I pull out of the pocket
Just for an example that I`m huggin up a plug wit no socket
Now how soundly she slept while I fume
Vexed about the fact I couldn`t nut off
Pent up, balls blue, painful
I know that when woke she`s disdainful
Time to come up wit Plan D for Desparation
Pulled out the love monkey and shot off to the titties` location
At least in that direction
Upon further inspection, she awoke splashed in the head section
Shook by the goblety goods

"Think-I-think I gotta" [Q-Tip] *cut and scratched*
"Just beat it" "Jerkin your jimmy but you still can`t come off" [Phife]
"I thought I had it in the palm of my hand"
"Just give me the pussy and I`ll be straight
If you don`t, fuck it I`ll masturbate" [Eazy E]

[Mr. Eon] *rapping in kiddy voice*
All day I like to stroke it, then I poke it
And be like ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, are you alive little man
Got Hands On Experience cuz I jerk alot
Exotic hand creams that`s what I got
And a porno collection about the size of Jada Sulton
When I purchase movies, it`s usually out in Fulton
Then I take it home and spank it, and wipe it with a napkin
Yo I love to jerk like ? love to hack
And maybe it`s a must like a kitty cat`s purr
I`ve been known to fuck my girl than jerk off next to her
Keep it real, yo yo Bob stop stop jerkin and come do your lyrics

[Bobbito]
I go solo wit my hand so you can call me Han Solo
Slap my skins, so they call me Bobby Bongos
Auto-matic, just for my peepee
Hit a vital nerve, lick her tits, curve
Jergens Dry, no lotion for my hand motion
Don`t cry, dry your eye
Here`s a towel, my hands move like constipated bowels
I shoot extra far if a girl talks foul
Choke my chicken, slap my wanker
A girl lets me watch her with her tits out while I`m spankin
Then I`ll thank her, ah check it out
I`m harder than the hardest artist hard can get
KBL in the place, workin a sweat
Doin beats strokin off until the Twinkie gush
Until they amputate my hands I won`t sweat the puss
Unless she wants to, then I`ll worry about gettin, the monster
So I`d rather avoid the unwanted pregnancy
The headaches of an emotional attachment
I live my own fantasy world where anything goes
Besides the longer I go without sex
The closer bobbin my boloney comes to feelin like the real thing
Think twice about walkin barefoot on my bedroom floor
Yo Mi, hit me up wit a magazine
I`m goin to bed man, I`m out

 

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