Текст (слова) песни: Taylor Big - Le Machine

I got a little gal with an appetite,
She`s got me half-scared to go home at night;
I never seen a woman so hard to please.
She got me worn out got me weak in my knees,
I can`t take my rest, she won`t let me sleep,
And she`s made me promise things I can`t keep;
So I went downtown to the novelty shop;
Told the storekeeper want the best he`s got;
He said he keeps the finest line of marital aids,
But they ain`t cheap toys, have I means to pay.
I said I got a Visa and a Mastercard,
At least a thousand dollar trade-in if he`ll take my car.
He took me to the back room and opened the safe,
And off the shelf pulled a red velvet case.
Said "This is only offered to select clientele,
Where you got it you must never tell;
It`s a military secret here and abroad,
And everywhere else it`s against the law".
"It`s got a microprocessor and eight meg of ram,
A thousand selectable user programs,
And the operating system has biofeeds,
It always knows what your baby needs.
The thrills and excitement that she fantasize
Through virtual reality are realized".
"It can run automatic, or manual control,
Variate its temperature from hot to cold,
It caresses and manipulates, it tickles and stings
Her erogenous zones - it makes her little bells ring;
And medically proven, and clinically safe,
Its got safety overload features just in case".
"Its got a eight hundred number, user hotline,
Ain`t no elevator music there to waste your time;
The replacement guarantee is the very best,
You get a new one shipped air freight express;
It simply is the finest model we`ve ever seen
The French women call it `Le Machine`".
I got peace of mind, got contentment and bliss,
I never knew that love could be as easy as this.
I can stay up late now and watch TV,
Or turn in early as the mood suits me;
And my baby loves me for what I`ve done,
She says I`m "the only man allowed to power on!"

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Taylor Big - Le Machine I got a little gal with an appetite, She`s got me half-scared to go home at night; I never seen a woman so hard to please. She got me worn out got me weak in my knees, I can`t take my rest, she won`t let me sleep, And she`s made me promise things I can`t keep; So I went downtown to the novelty shop; Told the storekeeper want the best he`s got; He said he keeps the finest line of marital aids, But they ain`t cheap toys, have I means to pay. I said I got a Visa and a Mastercard, At least a thousand dollar trade-in if he`ll take my car. He took me to the back room and opened the safe, And off the shelf pulled a red velvet case. Said "This is only offered to select clientele, Where you got it you must never tell; It`s a military secret here and abroad, And everywhere else it`s against the law". "It`s got a microprocessor and eight meg of ram, A thousand selectable user programs, And the operating system has biofeeds, It always knows what your baby needs. The thrills and excitement that she fantasize Through virtual reality are realized". "It can run automatic, or manual control, Variate its temperature from hot to cold, It caresses and manipulates, it tickles and stings Her erogenous zones - it makes her little bells ring; And medically proven, and clinically safe, Its got safety overload features just in case". "Its got a eight hundred number, user hotline, Ain`t no elevator music there to waste your time; The replacement guarantee is the very best, You get a new one shipped air freight express; It simply is the finest model we`ve ever seen The French women call it `Le Machine`". I got peace of mind, got contentment and bliss, I never knew that love could be as easy as this. I can stay up late now and watch TV, Or turn in early as the mood suits me; And my baby loves me for what I`ve done, She says I`m "the only man allowed to power on!" Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Le Machine: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/119/1/21125.html Все тексты песен: Taylor Big » Taylor Big - The Weekend Lover » Taylor Big - Fallen Comrade Blues » Taylor Big - Mississippi River Blues » Taylor Big - The Ballad Of Purvis Greene » Taylor Big - Don`t You Know » Taylor Big - Creak`n Bedsprings » Taylor Big - Cindy Mae » Taylor Big - Bad Luck Man » Taylor Big - Crazy Game » Taylor Big - Jail Bait Blues » Taylor Big - Whiskey Headed Man » Taylor Big - Drunken Woman Blues » Taylor Big - Copperhead » Taylor Big - Hound Dog Blues » Taylor Big - Le Machine » Taylor Big - Wait`n On The Other Side » Taylor Big - King Snake » Taylor Big - Slick Willy Blues Рекомендуем скачать: » Владимир Высоцкий - Ой, где был вчера » ВИА ГРА Верка Сердючка - Я не поняла » Владимир Медведев - Глупая песенка » Владимир Городзейский - Мне опять не дали визу » Виктор Воронов - Песенка из сна » Виагра (Виа Гра) - Притяженья больше нет (Виагра+Меладзе) » Валентина Гиндлер - Патриотические стихи и размышления » Владимир Ланцберг - Тот самый товарняк » Виктория Юнус - Бесшабашная пьяная удаль... » Владимир Высоцкий - Разные интеллекты » Владимир Высоцкий - Гололед » Владимир Сафонов - О времени и друзьях » Высоцкий Владимир - ПРОЩАНИЕ С ГОРАМИ » Вадим Егоров - Предчувствие » Вера Евушкина - Мать-Богородица! Словно звезде... » Владимир Борзов - Песенка о последних снежных бабах » Валентина Толкунова - Поговори со мной, мама » Владимир Высоцкий - Формулировка » Владимир Высоцкий - После чемпионата мира по футболу » Владимир Шандриков - С бодуна, с просонья...
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