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Now Everybody`s Me Rodney: Joe, shut up! Everybody hates Edie Brickell All my favourite shows are on TV All the restaurants serve my favourite food `Cause now everybody`s me Now my apartment`s really crowded `Cause I live there and I`m everybody And everybody`s sleeping with my girl But, hey, everybody`s me Now everybody`s me (x4) Everybody`s watching Married with Children Everybody`s into bestiality The stores stopped selling Amstel light `Cause now everybody`s me Everybody loves Charles Manson Everybody wants to set him free And everybody`s on the parole board `Cause now everybody`s me Now everybody`s me (x4) I had to put an end to war Didn`t make much sense to shoot at myself No more Christians, Jews, Muslims or Amway salesmen Just a whole planet of TV addicts Everybody`s got hairy feet Everybody follows my philosophy Everybody`s got a nephew named Jeff `Cause now everybody`s me They had to lower all the basketball nets `Cause everybody`s only 5 foot 3 And everybody likes to dress like a monkey `Cause now everybody`s me Now everybody`s me (x4) Now everybody`s into what I do Steve Albini, John? and Frank Sinatra sound exactly like me I even set up a duo with Julio Iglesias It was called Me and Julio Down By the Crackhouse `Cause even Julio Iglesias is me I have the number one album I have all the albums `Cause now everybody`s me! + (1:59) [untitled] -------------------------- Now, I understand that some of you don`t know Sarah Jane, so I`ll tell you a little bit about her. She`s a lesbian Eskimo midget albino. She went to college and she started the Lesbian midget Eskimo Albino Student Union, and four hundred people signed up. There they were, hundreds of `em, lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos. Did I mention the fact that she`s left-handed? She`s left-handed, alright. Girl`s got some strange hobbies. One of her hobbies is lowering children into open manholes, which is kinda difficult `cause a lot of the children are taller than her, her being a midget and everything... or her being a left-handed midget... or her being a left-handed lesbian midget... or her being a left-handed lesbian albino midget... or her being a lesbian left-handed albino midget Eskimo... life can be really difficult on that young lady. She bit me once, you know. Right here, ya see this? Left a mark. She was lowerin` a friend of mine`s kid into the sewer, I run up, and tried to stop her. I said, "Listen there, you lesbian midget left-handed albino! And you stop right there!" Then she bit me. I`m afraid I`m gonna... I`m gonna turn into a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon is full. Oh my God, the moon is full tonight! I can feel myself shrinking! I can feel myself getting left-handed! I can feel myself getting the urge to build an igloo! I can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red! I can feel... I can feel the urge... to buy a Suzanne Vega album!! NOOO! NNNNNOOOO!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Oh, I`m okay; it was just gas.
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