Текст (слова) песни: The Dead Milkmen - Stuart

You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You`re not like the other
people, here, in the trailer park.

Oh, don`t go get me wrong. They`re fine people, they`re
good Americans. But they`re content to sit back, maybe
watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They`re good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don`t know ... what the queers are doing
to the soil!

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
in the neighborhood. He`s a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
say he smokes crack, but I don`t believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I`ll never
ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there`s
the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I`m looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
doing to the soil?

I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
his head over by the snow cone concession.

A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there`s a pamphlet
in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it`s addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it`s entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
soil?"

Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
there`s a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can`t build on it; you can`t grow anything in it. The government
says it`s due to poor farming. But I know what`s really going on,
Stuart. I know it`s the queers. They`re in it with the aliens.
They`re building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You`re not like the other
people, here in this trailer park.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: The Dead Milkmen - Stuart You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You`re not like the other people, here, in the trailer park. Oh, don`t go get me wrong. They`re fine people, they`re good Americans. But they`re content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They`re good, fine people, Stuart. But they don`t know ... what the queers are doing to the soil! You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood. He`s a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don`t believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I`ll never ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there`s the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I`m looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil? I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession. A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there`s a pamphlet in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it`s addressed to Bill, Jr. And it`s entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?" Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, there`s a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can`t build on it; you can`t grow anything in it. The government says it`s due to poor farming. But I know what`s really going on, Stuart. I know it`s the queers. They`re in it with the aliens. They`re building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God. You know what, Stuart, I like you. You`re not like the other people, here in this trailer park. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Stuart: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/119/1/25104.html Все тексты песен: The Dead Milkmen » The Dead Milkmen - Jellyfish Heaven » The Dead Milkmen - Like To Be Alone » The Dead Milkmen - Shapes Of Things (originally by The Yard » The Dead Milkmen - Milkmen Stomp » The Dead Milkmen - Cousin Earl » The Dead Milkmen - If I Had a Gun » The Dead Milkmen - I Dream Of Jesus » The Dead Milkmen - Bitchin` Camaro (The Best Thanksgiving E » The Dead Milkmen - Instant Club Hit (You`ll Dance To Anythi » The Dead Milkmen - The Puking Song » The Dead Milkmen - Nutrition » The Dead Milkmen - Song For Michael`s Pipe » The Dead Milkmen - Don`t Deny Your Inner Child » The Dead Milkmen - Two Feet Off The Ground » The Dead Milkmen - I Can`t Stay Awake » The Dead Milkmen - The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose » The Dead Milkmen - Serrated Edge » The Dead Milkmen - Here Comes Mr. X » The Dead Milkmen - I Hate Myself » The Dead Milkmen - I Walk the Thinnest Line Рекомендуем скачать: » Укупник Аркадий - Маргаритка » Устинов Юрий - Умирают бойцы » Уматурман - Дай » Устинов Юрий - Бешеные кони облаков » Успенская Люба - Последнее письмо » Устинов Юрий - О том, как исчезли паруса » Умка и Броневичок - Тихая охота » Устинов Юрий - Руки опустив, стоишь на перекрестке » Устинов Юрий - Озания! Страна застывших звезд! » Умка и Броневичок - Пир во время чумы » Устинов Юрий - Зверек » Устинов Юрий - Там, за тихой полночью » Устинов Юрий - Берега выходят в синь » Ундервуд - Федюнчик, посмотри "Титаник" » Устинов Юрий - Утром, босой и сонный » Устинов Юрий - Все спит в тропической ночи » Устинов Юрий - Предземье » Успенская Люба - Вспомни меня » Ундервуд - Бумеранг » Умка и Броневичок - Я ненавижу девочек
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