They call me sloppy jalopy I got a whole lot in my head I never get up early baby Just to get out of bed I eat the jalapeno yes I do And then I take a creamy dreamy Hot stinky poo
They call me sloppy jalopy I eat ice cream with my honey She makes me laugh sometimes Because you know she`s so funny They call me sloppy jalopy I`ve got t he barbecued buns Because I wear no panties When I back in the sun
I pick my nose clean baby Roll the boogers in a ball And I flick �em at people When I go to the mall I got a big pair of shorts And they`re cut off way below the knees I keep my pockets filled up With macaroni and cheese
I watch the Larry king So I can fall right to sleep My girlfriends got taste because She thinks I`m a creep I don`t watch the news Because I can`t stand the sports And my favorite companions Are usually sold in cold quarts
I don`t take no showers Cause I`m a natural dude But I do change my mind Because I hate to be rude I love to do the lambada But I don`t do it very well And my hair`s always perfect Because I use the styling gel
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