Mirror mirror what am I this mornin` (big dummy) What do you call a guy that ain`t got no learnin` (big dummy) I spent every dime that I made last week and there ain`t even lipstick on my cheek What`s another way to say overlay meek (big dummy) I could`ve kissed her a dozen times last night (big dummy) A pretty little buddy and I wouldn`t hold it tight I ran out of gas in my old clunk and I ran I gotta spare it outta my trunk Sometimes I think I oughta be a monk (big dummy) [ guitar ] It wadn`t very late but I thought I better take her on in (big dummy) I couldn`t hardly talk for a quiver in my chin She let`s sit in a parlor awhile she gave me a wink and a great big smile I said I better go gotta drive ten miles (big dummy) I got up my nerve next week from big brother Luke (now you`re talkin` hahaha) He told me high steppin` girls don`t like the spook (haha haha) But she told me she didn`t want me around said you go jump in the river and drown She`s goin` out with that naughty Bill Brown (big dummy now you`re a big dummy)
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