Текст (слова) песни: Toy Dolls - Ernie Had An Hernia
Too much nosh & too much booze He spent all night in the bog with the blues An aching head, intoxicated He didn`t even know he was constipated
He forced & he frowned, he pushed & he stained But on the toilet seat he remained He let out a shout as he passed out & his gut was rearranged
No walks in the park, no drinks, no grub He can`t embark on a trip to the pub He sits in the dark, and says don`t trouble me
[Counterpoint Chorus:] No one sees he`s a ruptured man He can`t sneeze like you normally can They`re all mean, they`re all riff raff He turns green when they make him laugh Ernie had a. Ernie had a... Hernia, a hernie Ernie had a. Ernie had a... Hernia, a hernie... He had a hernia
He can`t stand up, her can`t lie flat The torment in his tummy preventing that He can`t sit down, can`t go anywhere The devil in his belly proving too much to bear
He can`t go out & he can`t stay in Oh what`s it all about? He just can`t win No chance of a bath or to see the lavatory for him
Ernie had a...<i>[guitar bit]
Ernie never smiles & he dare not grin An aggravating abdomen wearing him thin Ernie had a hernia but he did not give in
Ernia had a...
He had a hernia
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