Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - The Rye And The Kaiser
Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain`t gonna fly now, he`s just takin` up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
But he`s no bum, he works down the street He bought the neighborhood deli. Back on his feet, now he`s choppin` up meat. Come inside, maybe you`ll hear him say,
Try the rye or the kaiser, They`re on special tonight. If you want, you can have an appetizer You might like our silami and the liver`s alright And they really go well with the rye or the kaiser
Never eats while on the job, He heard it`s good to stay hungry But he makes a pretty mean shishkabob Have a taste, they were made fresh today
Try the rye or the kaiser Or the wheat or the white Maybe I can suggest an appetizer Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight But you just can`t go wrong with the rye or the kaiser
So today, his deli comes first Steady dreams of his past days of glory Goes to the back and beats on the liverwurst All the while you can still hear him say,
It`s the rye or the kaiser It`s the thrill of one bite Let me please be your catering advisor. If you want substitutions, I won`t put up a fight. You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.
The rye or the kaiserЎ.. (repeat)
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