Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Like a Surgeon
I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I`m just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
I was last in the class, Barely passed at the institute. Now I`m tryin` to avoid Yeah, I`m tryin` to avoid A malpractice suit.
Hey, like a surgeon, Cuttin` for the very first time. Like a surgeon, Organ transplants are my line.
Better give me all your gauze, nurse, This patient`s fading fast. Complications have set in, Don`t know how long he`ll last.
Let me see that I.V. Here we go, time to operate. I`ll pull his insides out. Pull his insides out, And see what he ate.
Like a surgeon, hey! Cuttin` for the very first time. Like a surgeon, Here`s a waiver for you to sign. Wo-ho. Wo-ho. Wo-ho
It`s a fact. I`m a quack. The disgrace of the A.M.A. `Cause my patients die. Yeah, my patients die Before they can pay.
Like a surgeon, hey! Cuttin` for the very first time. Like a surgeon. Got your kidneys on my mind.
Like a surgeon, ooh hoo, like a surgeon, When I reach inside With my scalpel, And my forceps, And retractors. Oh ho. Oh ho. Ooh, baby, Yeah, I can hear your heart beat For the very last time.
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