Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - King Of Suede

There`s a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They`re all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There`s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.
We`ve got every color, we`ve got ev`ry shade.
We`re located next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.
We got every fabric that was ever made,
But I`m known in this city as the King of Suede.

We got portly and regular and extra-long.
(Is my size up there?)
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
(Is my size up there?)
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
(Is my size up there?)
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.
(Is my size up there?)

Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made,
And it`s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,
`Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.

If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom,
(Is my size up there?)
We can get you the best one that`s made in Taiwan.
(Is my size up there?)
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too.
(Is my size up there?)
And we`ll sell `em all factory-direct to you.
(Is my size up there?)

Well, I never made it past the second grade.
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade.
But my friends are all thinking that I`ve got it made,
`Cause I`m known the world over as the King of Suede.

There`s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits.
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots.
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.
Do what you want, but don`t step on my blue suede shoes.

King of Suede.

Don`t miss out on our giant liquidation sale.
(Is my size up there?)
Look for our color catalog in next week`s mail.
(Is my size up there?)
There`s a sale on our double-knit slacks today.
It`s the same old sale as yesterday.

Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
There I am, right next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.
I got tough competition but I`m not afraid,
`Cause it`s my destiny to be the King of Suede.

King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
I`ll always be King of Suede.
I`ll always be King of Suede.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - King Of Suede There`s a sale on our gabardine suits today. They`re all thirty percent off from yesterday. There`s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. We`ve got every color, we`ve got ev`ry shade. We`re located next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade. We got every fabric that was ever made, But I`m known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long. (Is my size up there?) We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. (Is my size up there?) We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. (Is my size up there?) With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. (Is my size up there?) Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, And it`s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, `Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, (Is my size up there?) We can get you the best one that`s made in Taiwan. (Is my size up there?) We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. (Is my size up there?) And we`ll sell `em all factory-direct to you. (Is my size up there?) Well, I never made it past the second grade. It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. But my friends are all thinking that I`ve got it made, `Cause I`m known the world over as the King of Suede. There`s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits. Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots. You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don`t step on my blue suede shoes. King of Suede. Don`t miss out on our giant liquidation sale. (Is my size up there?) Look for our color catalog in next week`s mail. (Is my size up there?) There`s a sale on our double-knit slacks today. It`s the same old sale as yesterday. Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, There I am, right next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade. I got tough competition but I`m not afraid, `Cause it`s my destiny to be the King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. I`ll always be King of Suede. I`ll always be King of Suede. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни King Of Suede: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1290.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - 1985 Food Medley12Whole Lotta Lunch » Weird Al Yankovic - Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead » Weird Al Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy » Weird Al Yankovic - I`ll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) » Weird Al Yankovic - It`s All About the Benjamins » Weird Al Yankovic - Syndicated Inc. » Weird Al Yankovic - Finale » Weird Al Yankovic - Here`s Johnny » Weird Al Yankovic - Good Enough For Now » Weird Al Yankovic - Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody) » Weird Al Yankovic - Pacman » Weird Al Yankovic - The Check`s In The Mail » Weird Al Yankovic - Stop Draggin` My Car Around » Weird Al Yankovic - School CafeteriaVersion 2 » Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute » Weird Al Yankovic - Cavity Search » Weird Al Yankovic - I`ll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Im » Weird Al Yankovic - Since You`ve Been Gone » Weird Al Yankovic - Young, Dumb & Ugly » Weird Al Yankovic - I`m So Sick Of You Рекомендуем скачать: » Машина Времени - Знаю только я » Марина Самаркина - Нет у одиночества... » Михаил Щербаков - Вишневое варенье » Михаил Кукулевич - Афганская война дарована нам свыше... » Машина Времени - Флюгер » Марина Бабич - Уезжая, забираешь... » Машина Времени - Через двадцать лет » Михаил Шелег - Парадокс » Михаил Кайгородцев - Алкоголическая песня (стих) » Михаил Сипер, Василий Мешавкин - Степной волк » Машина Времени - Она идет по жизни смеясь » Михаил Круг - Добрая, глупая, давняя » Машина Времени - Когда мы уйдем » Михаил Мазель - Идущие навстречу » Михаил Коноплев, Андрей Широглазов - Постоялый двор » Маршал Александр - Новогодняя » Михаил Шуфутинский - Еврейский портной » Михаил Щербаков - Очнулся утром весь в слезах » Михаил Гулько - Больно » Мумий Тролль - Девочки-эмансипэ
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