Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - King Of Suede

There`s a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They`re all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There`s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.
We`ve got every color, we`ve got ev`ry shade.
We`re located next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.
We got every fabric that was ever made,
But I`m known in this city as the King of Suede.

We got portly and regular and extra-long.
(Is my size up there?)
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
(Is my size up there?)
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
(Is my size up there?)
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.
(Is my size up there?)

Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made,
And it`s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,
`Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.

If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom,
(Is my size up there?)
We can get you the best one that`s made in Taiwan.
(Is my size up there?)
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too.
(Is my size up there?)
And we`ll sell `em all factory-direct to you.
(Is my size up there?)

Well, I never made it past the second grade.
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade.
But my friends are all thinking that I`ve got it made,
`Cause I`m known the world over as the King of Suede.

There`s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits.
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots.
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.
Do what you want, but don`t step on my blue suede shoes.

King of Suede.

Don`t miss out on our giant liquidation sale.
(Is my size up there?)
Look for our color catalog in next week`s mail.
(Is my size up there?)
There`s a sale on our double-knit slacks today.
It`s the same old sale as yesterday.

Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
There I am, right next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.
I got tough competition but I`m not afraid,
`Cause it`s my destiny to be the King of Suede.

King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
I`ll always be King of Suede.
I`ll always be King of Suede.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - King Of Suede There`s a sale on our gabardine suits today. They`re all thirty percent off from yesterday. There`s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. We`ve got every color, we`ve got ev`ry shade. We`re located next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade. We got every fabric that was ever made, But I`m known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long. (Is my size up there?) We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. (Is my size up there?) We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. (Is my size up there?) With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. (Is my size up there?) Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, And it`s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, `Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, (Is my size up there?) We can get you the best one that`s made in Taiwan. (Is my size up there?) We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. (Is my size up there?) And we`ll sell `em all factory-direct to you. (Is my size up there?) Well, I never made it past the second grade. It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. But my friends are all thinking that I`ve got it made, `Cause I`m known the world over as the King of Suede. There`s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits. Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots. You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don`t step on my blue suede shoes. King of Suede. Don`t miss out on our giant liquidation sale. (Is my size up there?) Look for our color catalog in next week`s mail. (Is my size up there?) There`s a sale on our double-knit slacks today. It`s the same old sale as yesterday. Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, There I am, right next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade. I got tough competition but I`m not afraid, `Cause it`s my destiny to be the King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. I`ll always be King of Suede. I`ll always be King of Suede. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни King Of Suede: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1290.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - King Of Suede » Weird Al Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII » Weird Al Yankovic - Gump » Weird Al Yankovic - Gandhi II » Weird Al Yankovic - Headline News » Weird Al Yankovic - Syndicated Inc. » Weird Al Yankovic - Won`t Eat Prunes Again » Weird Al Yankovic - My Baby`s In Love With Eddie Vedder » Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy » Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky » Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute » Weird Al Yankovic - Polkas On 45 » Weird Al Yankovic - The Alternative Polka » Weird Al Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1988 » Weird Al Yankovic - Wont Eat Prunes Again » Weird Al Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1988 » Weird Al Yankovic - Flatbush Avenue » Weird Al Yankovic - Title of The Song in Question » Weird Al Yankovic - Couch Potato » Weird Al Yankovic - The White Stuff Рекомендуем скачать: » Ф.Киркоров - Ты это брось » Фабрика - Отпустить любовь » Ф.Киркоров - Это лето » Фабрика - Он » Фристайл - Я тебе не верю » Филипп Киркоров - Синдбад-Мореход » Филипп Киркоров - Влюблённая душа (совместно с А.Стоцкой) » Фидошные песни - V22 `Фидошник` » Филипп Киркоров - Не смотри ты на часы » Фрида - Девушки хотят » Фрейдкин Марк - ПЕСНЯ ПРО ОТЦА » Филипп Киркоров - Сюзанн » Филипп Киркоров - Пташечка » Фристайл - Кораблик любви » Филипп Киркоров - Все женщины » Фабрика звезд-3 - Ария министра зелени Фзляндии » Филипп Киркоров - Огонь и вода » Фимiам - Каждый из нас » Фристайл - Мой мальчишка » Филипп Киркоров - Сумасшедший вечер
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