Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - King Of Suede

There`s a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They`re all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There`s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.
We`ve got every color, we`ve got ev`ry shade.
We`re located next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.
We got every fabric that was ever made,
But I`m known in this city as the King of Suede.

We got portly and regular and extra-long.
(Is my size up there?)
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
(Is my size up there?)
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
(Is my size up there?)
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.
(Is my size up there?)

Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made,
And it`s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,
`Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.

If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom,
(Is my size up there?)
We can get you the best one that`s made in Taiwan.
(Is my size up there?)
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too.
(Is my size up there?)
And we`ll sell `em all factory-direct to you.
(Is my size up there?)

Well, I never made it past the second grade.
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade.
But my friends are all thinking that I`ve got it made,
`Cause I`m known the world over as the King of Suede.

There`s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits.
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots.
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.
Do what you want, but don`t step on my blue suede shoes.

King of Suede.

Don`t miss out on our giant liquidation sale.
(Is my size up there?)
Look for our color catalog in next week`s mail.
(Is my size up there?)
There`s a sale on our double-knit slacks today.
It`s the same old sale as yesterday.

Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
There I am, right next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.
I got tough competition but I`m not afraid,
`Cause it`s my destiny to be the King of Suede.

King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
I`ll always be King of Suede.
I`ll always be King of Suede.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - King Of Suede There`s a sale on our gabardine suits today. They`re all thirty percent off from yesterday. There`s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. We`ve got every color, we`ve got ev`ry shade. We`re located next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade. We got every fabric that was ever made, But I`m known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long. (Is my size up there?) We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. (Is my size up there?) We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. (Is my size up there?) With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. (Is my size up there?) Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, And it`s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, `Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, (Is my size up there?) We can get you the best one that`s made in Taiwan. (Is my size up there?) We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. (Is my size up there?) And we`ll sell `em all factory-direct to you. (Is my size up there?) Well, I never made it past the second grade. It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. But my friends are all thinking that I`ve got it made, `Cause I`m known the world over as the King of Suede. There`s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits. Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots. You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don`t step on my blue suede shoes. King of Suede. Don`t miss out on our giant liquidation sale. (Is my size up there?) Look for our color catalog in next week`s mail. (Is my size up there?) There`s a sale on our double-knit slacks today. It`s the same old sale as yesterday. Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, There I am, right next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade. I got tough competition but I`m not afraid, `Cause it`s my destiny to be the King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. I`ll always be King of Suede. I`ll always be King of Suede. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни King Of Suede: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1290.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - The Alternative Polka » Weird Al Yankovic - Chicken Pot Pie » Weird Al Yankovic - 1985 Food Medley12Whole Lotta Lunch » Weird Al Yankovic - Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead » Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute » Weird Al Yankovic - Alligator » Weird Al Yankovic - Hummingbirds » Weird Al Yankovic - Since You`re Been Gone » Weird Al Yankovic - Talk Soup » Weird Al Yankovic - Trash Day » Weird Al Yankovic - George Of The Jungle » Weird Al Yankovic - My Baby`s In Love With Eddie Vedder » Weird Al Yankovic - Fatter » Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute » Weird Al Yankovic - I Remember Larry » Weird Al Yankovic - 1985 Food Medley13Bologna » Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy » Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park » Weird Al Yankovic - Money for Nothing-Beverly Hillbillies » Weird Al Yankovic - Slime Creatures From Outer Space Рекомендуем скачать: » Crimewave - Don`t Talk About Love » Chris Norman - Sarah (You Take My Breath Away) » Coma - Ridiculous Attitude Caused By The Insanity Of A Stupid Man » Cappadonna f Raekwon - Killa Killa Hill » Cliff Richard - Snowfall Of The Sahara » Cake Like - Groovy » Callenish circle - Silent Tears » Coldplay - dont panic5 \| guitar chord и Mp3 » Chaka Khan - Love Has Fallen on Me » cinerama - Because Im Beautiful » Cypress Hill f Barron Ricks - Tequila Sunrise (Single) » Cam`ron - Welcome To New York City » CB Milton - It`s A Lovin Thing » Carly Simon - Three of Us in The Dark » Crowded House - Kill Eye » Catch 22 - As The Footsteps Die Out Forever » Cliff Richard - His Land » Chalee Tennison - I Can Feel You Drifting » Cranberries - Still Cant Recognize The Way I Feel » Casual - Where They At?
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