Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - It`s All About the Benjamins

It`s all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It`s all about the Pentiums, baby
It`s all about the Pentiums, baby
It`s all about the Pentiums!
It`s all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)

What y`all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin` time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin` at Hewlett Packard?
Workin` at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin` the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin` my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don`t read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin` on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I`m strictly plug-and-play, I ain`t afraid of Y2K
I`m down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It`s all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I`ve ever seen
You`ve got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You`re usin` a 286? Don`t make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You`re the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You`re waxin` your modem, tryin` to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you`re still livin` in your parents` cellar
Downloadin` pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin` "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You`re just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

It`s all about the Pentiums!
It`s all about the Pentiums!
It`s all about the Pentiums!
It`s all about the Pentiums!

Now, what y`all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin` time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin` at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin` in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got`em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer`s got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you`ve had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it`s an antique!

Your laptop is a month old? Well, that`s great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed`em
While your computer`s crashin`, mine`s multitaskin`
It does all my work without me even askin`
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you`re a 2-bit user
You`ve got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where`d you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I`ll beat you
If I ever meet you I`ll control-alt-delete you
What?

It`s all about the Pentiums!
It`s all about the Pentiums!
It`s all about the Pentiums!
It`s all about the Pentiums!

What y`all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin` time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin` at Hewlett Packard?
What?

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Yeah, payin` the bills with my mad programming skills Defraggin` my hard drive for thrills I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM I never feed trolls and I don`t read spam Installed a T1 line in my house Always at my PC, double-clickin` on my mizouse Upgrade my system at least twice a day I`m strictly plug-and-play, I ain`t afraid of Y2K I`m down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support It`s all about the Pentiums, what? You gotta be the dumbest newbie I`ve ever seen You`ve got white-out all over your screen You think your Commodore 64 is really neato What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? You`re usin` a 286? Don`t make me laugh Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette You`re the biggest joke on the Internet Your database is a disaster You`re waxin` your modem, tryin` to make it go faster Hey fella, I bet you`re still livin` in your parents` cellar Downloadin` pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin` "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller You`re just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller It`s all about the Pentiums! It`s all about the Pentiums! It`s all about the Pentiums! It`s all about the Pentiums! Now, what y`all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin` time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin` at Hewlett Packard? Uh, uh, loggin` in now Wanna run wit my crew, hah? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? They call me the king of the spreadsheets Got`em all printed out on my bedsheets My new computer`s got the clocks, it rocks But it was obsolete before I opened the box You say you`ve had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man, it`s an antique! Your laptop is a month old? Well, that`s great If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight My digital media is write-protected Every file inspected, no viruses detected I beta tested every operating system Gave props to some, and others? I dissed`em While your computer`s crashin`, mine`s multitaskin` It does all my work without me even askin` Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side In a 32-bit world, you`re a 2-bit user You`ve got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax Where`d you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I`ll beat you If I ever meet you I`ll control-alt-delete you What? It`s all about the Pentiums! It`s all about the Pentiums! It`s all about the Pentiums! It`s all about the Pentiums! What y`all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin` time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin` at Hewlett Packard? What? Нравится песня? 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