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Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White



Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.
First I`m goin` shoppin` in my underwear,
Then all of sudden I`m floating in mid air.
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare.
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere.

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain`t heard nothin` yet.
Next comes the part that I won`t ever forget.
Now I`m bein` followed by these Russian spies.
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries.
Suddenly I`m bowling on the Starship Enterprise.
I fall down a hole and that`s when I realize

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!

Doctor, won`t you tell me, am I going insane?
Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?
See, I`m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door,
And I`m back in the very same place I was before.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!

And I can`t bust out, and I can`t break free.
And it`s gettin` just a little too stuffy here for me.
And I can`t go home, and I can`t get loose,
And I try to escape, but it`s just no use.
And I can`t ever leave, and I can`t ever win.
And we`re runnin` outta air, and the walls are closin` in.
And I can`t go back, and I can`t get through.
But Vanna, since you`re here, why don`t you let me buy a vowel from you?
Come on Vanna, come on!

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.
That`s right, I even wake up screaming now and then.
See, I`m coming home from work, but I forgot my address.
I`m half an hour late for my algebra test.
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest,
And I`m falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

 

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