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Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - I Cant Watch This



I cant watch this. I cant watch this

I cant watch this. I cant watch this

My my my my tv makes me so bored

Makes me say, oh my lord

What is this garbage here?

Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears

It sucks, and thats no lie

Its about as much fun as watching paint dry

Lowers my iq one notch

And thats the reason why, uh, I cant watch

I told you homeboy... I cant watch this

Yeah, nothin but trash and you know...

I cant watch this

Poke out my eyes, man... I cant watch this

Yo, gimme that remote control... I cant watch this

Talkin bout sick shows

Teres americas funniest home videos

I cant believe my eyes

When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize

Somebodys poor old mom

Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn

Face first on a rake

I hear theyve got it on the seventeenth take

Thats funny as a kick in the crotch

And that kind of show, uh, I cant watch

Yo, I told you... I cant watch this

Change the channel now, man... I cant watch this

Yo, pass the tv guide here, sucker... I cant watch this

Cosby show and rosanne

Think Ive taken bout as much as I can

Judge wopner, oh my

You gotta be rainman to like this guy

Thirtysomething is alright

If you like hearing yuppies whining all night

Cant stand twin peaks

Wish theyd lynch those donun-eatin freaks

Thos siskel & ebert bums

Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs

Thats word because you know... I cant watch this

I cant watch this

Break it down!

Heres-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-dont-hate-me-because-im-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-ar

Aaaane!!!

Stop! prime time!

Im pretty sure Ill be sick

If I have to watch another stupid pet trick

Or that guy with the real flat hair

That goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air

Or those weird talk shows

About transsexual nazi eskimos

Theyre rude, crude and vile

Just for a minute lets flip down the dial

Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I cant watch this

Look man... I cant watch this

I cant take this torture no more, I cant...

I cant watch this

Pay the bills, station break

Break it down!

Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-youre-soaking-in-it-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-youve-got-a-headache-this-big-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-ge

!

Stop! cable time!

Hbo and playboy, showtime and mtv

I might like em more after my lobotomy

Now why did I ever pay for this junk?

I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk

Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless t & a

Its awful, its putrid, its crummy, its stupid, gonna throw my set away

I cant watch this. I cant watch this

I cant watch this. yeah... I cant watch this

I told you... cant watch this

Too hip, cant watch this

Get me outta here... cant watch this

 

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