Текст (слова) песни: Yankovic Weird Al - The Night Santa Went Crazy

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin` toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared `em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgrunted Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you`re all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he`d been gettin` a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you`ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin` in reindeer guts
There`s the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There`s a van from the Eyewitness News
and helicopters circlin` `round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin`, the body count`s risin`
and everyone`s dyin` to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa`s doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don`t you cry no more tears
He`ll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now, Vixen`s in therapy and Donner`s still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she`s on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
[The "Amish Paradise" CD single contains "The Night Santa Went Crazy
(extra gory version)" which substitutes the following verse for the
above verse.]
Yes Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
Some guy from the S.W.A.T. Team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend, now, that`s his brains on the floor
I guess they won`t have the fat guy to kick around anymore
But now there`s no more presents for the children`s enjoyment
And the elves gotta stand in line and file for unemployment
And they say Mrs. Claus, she`s on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They`re talkin` bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin` gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he`d been gettin` a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain.

Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям:

Прямая ссылка на текст песни The Night Santa Went Crazy:
http://musworld.ru/music/eng/124/1/690.html


Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Yankovic Weird Al - The Night Santa Went Crazy Down in the workshop all the elves were makin` toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared `em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgrunted Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all - now you`re all gonna die!" The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he`d been gettin` a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you`ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!" The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin` in reindeer guts There`s the National Guard and the F.B.I. There`s a van from the Eyewitness News and helicopters circlin` `round in the sky And the bullets are flyin`, the body count`s risin` and everyone`s dyin` to know, oh Santa, why? My my my my my my You used to be such a jolly guy Yes, Virginia, now Santa`s doing time In a federal prison for his infamous crime Hey, little friend, now don`t you cry no more tears He`ll be out with good behavior in 700 more years But now, Vixen`s in therapy and Donner`s still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service And they say Mrs. Claus, she`s on the phone every night With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights [The "Amish Paradise" CD single contains "The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version)" which substitutes the following verse for the above verse.] Yes Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead Some guy from the S.W.A.T. Team blew a hole through his head Yes, little friend, now, that`s his brains on the floor I guess they won`t have the fat guy to kick around anymore But now there`s no more presents for the children`s enjoyment And the elves gotta stand in line and file for unemployment And they say Mrs. Claus, she`s on the phone every night With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights They`re talkin` bout - the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nicholas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin` gypped Wo, the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he`d been gettin` a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни The Night Santa Went Crazy: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/124/1/690.html Все тексты песен: Yankovic Weird Al » Yankovic Weird Al - Amish Paradise » Yankovic Weird Al - Gee I`m A Nerd » Yankovic Weird Al - Phony Calls » Yankovic Weird Al - Mr Popiel » Yankovic Weird Al - I`m So Sick Of You » Yankovic Weird Al - Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture » Yankovic Weird Al - Traffic Jam » Yankovic Weird Al - (This Song`s Just) Six Words Long » Yankovic Weird Al - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White » Yankovic Weird Al - Slime Creatures From Outer Space » Yankovic Weird Al - Since You`ve Been Gone » Yankovic Weird Al - Polkas On 45 » Yankovic Weird Al - Spy Hard (Theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard) » Yankovic Weird Al - Twister » Yankovic Weird Al - Bohemian Polka » Yankovic Weird Al - Hooked On Polkas » Yankovic Weird Al - The Alternative Polka » Yankovic Weird Al - Cockroaches » Yankovic Weird Al - Gump » Yankovic Weird Al - Bedrock Anthem Рекомендуем скачать: » Шумов Василий [Центр] - Невесомости хватит казхдому » Шухрат Хусаинов - Где ветра, что мою боль уносили... » Шухрат Хусаинов - На далёкой, на таёжной реке... » Шухрат Хусаинов - Песенка Карлсона » Шао? Бао! - Хочется русского » Шухрат Хусаинов - Столичный суицид » Шухрат Хусаинов - А память всерьез увлекалась резьбою по сердцу... » Шелег Михаил - КАРТОЧНЫЙ ДОМИК » Шура, Shura - Порушка-Пораня » Шуфутинский Михаил - Помолчим » Шелег Михаил - СВЕТЛЫЙ АНГЕЛ » Шухрат Хусаинов - Прости. Прощай. Забудь... » Шамиль Абряров - Медленный день » Шухрат Хусаинов - Коридором, так уставшим от криков... » Шамиль Абряров - Давай сыграем в ту войну... » Шамиль Абряров - Тетива » Шухрат Хусаинов - Давай, моя милая, будем прощаться... » Шухрат Хусаинов - Я любовью звал то, что нравится... » Школин Андрей - Ночной свистнун » Шестое чувство - Ты хочешь быть самым нежным
© 2007-2025 «MusWorld.ru»