Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - Dancin` And Pantsin

When I was a young man
I didn`t like to dance
I was shy
I`d stand against the wall all night
I`d never take a chance
So afraid
I wouldn`t get on that dance floor
Unless I was really drunk
10 shots

But I found a place where the stars hang out
And they taught me how to funk
Real nasty
It ain`t too far away
It`s just on the edge of town
Nearby
But be ready when you get there
`Cause these folks don`t fuck around

You can
Rub your belly with Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly, you`re gonna rub your belly
Jiggle your droopy balls with singin` Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls
Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS
Lick your lips
Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen
It`s fucking obscense
Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White
You`ll see the light when your sphincter`s tight

If you don`t know how to move
Just feel the groove
And dance
Like you just shit your pants

Spin like a little girl
With cross-dressing Milton Berle
Just give it a whirl, pretend you`re a little girl
Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, even more obsceno
Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink
Piss in the sink
Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif
What a relief
Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell

Then spew all over the room
With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum
And dance
Like you just shit your pants

Mr. Belvedere
Fatty Fatty
Finger in his own rear
Bernard King
Basketball, basketball
Showing off his ding-a-ling
Swimming Mark Spitz
Moustache, moustache
Playing with his hairy tits

Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver
Both of them got the boogie fever
Shit your pants
You can
Do the hustle with seven-footer Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love muscle
Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass
Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass
Dry-hump the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it sore
Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink some Ripple
Give it a hearty whack with TV great Victor Tayback
When you give it a whack, don`t hurt the nut-sack

So if the thought of grooving is bringing you down
Come to the funkiest place in town
The stars will show you how to move
And dance
Like you just shit your pants

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - Dancin` And Pantsin When I was a young man I didn`t like to dance I was shy I`d stand against the wall all night I`d never take a chance So afraid I wouldn`t get on that dance floor Unless I was really drunk 10 shots But I found a place where the stars hang out And they taught me how to funk Real nasty It ain`t too far away It`s just on the edge of town Nearby But be ready when you get there `Cause these folks don`t fuck around You can Rub your belly with Liza Minelli Covered in jelly, you`re gonna rub your belly Jiggle your droopy balls with singin` Lou Rawis Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS Lick your lips Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen It`s fucking obscense Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White You`ll see the light when your sphincter`s tight If you don`t know how to move Just feel the groove And dance Like you just shit your pants Spin like a little girl With cross-dressing Milton Berle Just give it a whirl, pretend you`re a little girl Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino Wave your weeno, even more obsceno Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink Piss in the sink Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif What a relief Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell Then spew all over the room With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum And dance Like you just shit your pants Mr. Belvedere Fatty Fatty Finger in his own rear Bernard King Basketball, basketball Showing off his ding-a-ling Swimming Mark Spitz Moustache, moustache Playing with his hairy tits Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver Both of them got the boogie fever Shit your pants You can Do the hustle with seven-footer Billy Russell Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love muscle Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass Dry-hump the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore Pump it sore Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple Drink some Ripple Give it a hearty whack with TV great Victor Tayback When you give it a whack, don`t hurt the nut-sack So if the thought of grooving is bringing you down Come to the funkiest place in town The stars will show you how to move And dance Like you just shit your pants Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Dancin` And Pantsin: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/100/1/5257.html Все тексты песен: Adam Sandler » Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice » Adam Sandler - The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions » Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog » Adam Sandler - The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher » Adam Sandler - Crazy Love » Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie » Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatsuit » Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal`s Big Day » Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Wom » Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor » Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie » Adam Sandler - I Ran Over the Tacobell Dog » Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car » Adam Sandler - Billy Madison`s Victory Song » Adam Sandler - Calling Home » Adam Sandler - Moyda » Adam Sandler - Mothers Day Song » Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman » Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues » Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3 Рекомендуем скачать: » Эмир Шабашвили - Песенка деду » Эли Бар-Яалом - Напряжение (По краям земли) » Эли Бар-Яалом - Запись в альбоме » Эдуард Гончаров - Детский рисунок » Эдуард Гончаров - Я шёл на Собер, трудно шёл... » Э.Пьеха - Наш сосед » Эдита Пьеха - На тебе сошелся клином белый свет » Эли Бар-Яалом - Рыжая Маргарита » Элизиум - Весна » Эли Бар-Яалом - Сонет-диагноз » Эли Бар-Яалом - Баллада о говядине » Эльдус Сайфулин - Мой друг матрос » Эдуард Гончаров - В конце дороги хочется домой... » Эмир Шабашвили - Казанская цыганочка » Эльдус Сайфулин - Друзьям » Эдуард Гончаров - Догорает костёр » Эли Бар-Яалом - Ар-Фаразон (Разговор с королём-2) » Эли Бар-Яалом - Там город dream (песня Надико) » Эльдус Сайфулин - Баллада о Ёжике » Элизиум - Алкагольная
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