Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - The Adventures of The Cow

Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi

Transcribed by a fan

"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

[baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]

Cow: moo

"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isnt gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"

[plane sounds]

M1: alright cow, dont even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it

Cow: moo

[ripcord sounds]

Cow: moo,mrr

[parachute opens]

Cow: moow

[thud]

"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"

[cow opening paper bag]

Cow: moo,moo

[car screeches, and turns back around]

Cow: mrr

"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he cant swim"

[cow walking towards pool, big splash]

Cow: moo

[crowd cheering]

Cow: mrr,mrr

[underwater moo]

"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesnt have any shoes on"

F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with you

Cow: moo

F1: uh uh uh, you cant touch that

Cow: moo

Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl

Cow: moo

Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave

Cow: moo

M2: hey watch it cow

"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

[tennis ball being hit]

Farmer: that was out

Cow: moo

Farmer: dont tell me it wasnt cause I saw it and that was out

Cow: moo

Farmer: by at least 3 feet thats how far, come in look there is still a mark where its out

Cow: moo

Farmer: dont tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out

Cow: mrr

Farmer: you cannot see from that angle

Cow: moo

"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out its just a practical joke"

[phone rings, cow picks it up]

Farmer: hello may I speak to the cow

Cow: moo

Farmer: hi, Im a famous actor

Cow: moo

Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me

Cow: moo

Farmer: why dont I make reservations?

Cow: moo

Farmer: and why dont I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle

Cow: mrr

Farmer: take that fatty

Cow: mrr

[slams down phone]

"and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"

[car sounds]

Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.

[car hits farmer]

Farmer: oooh

Cow: mooooooooooooo

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - The Adventures of The Cow Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi Transcribed by a fan "and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] Cow: moo "and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isnt gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" [plane sounds] M1: alright cow, dont even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it Cow: moo [ripcord sounds] Cow: moo,mrr [parachute opens] Cow: moow [thud] "and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" [cow opening paper bag] Cow: moo,moo [car screeches, and turns back around] Cow: mrr "and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he cant swim" [cow walking towards pool, big splash] Cow: moo [crowd cheering] Cow: mrr,mrr [underwater moo] "and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesnt have any shoes on" F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with you Cow: moo F1: uh uh uh, you cant touch that Cow: moo Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl Cow: moo Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave Cow: moo M2: hey watch it cow "and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" [tennis ball being hit] Farmer: that was out Cow: moo Farmer: dont tell me it wasnt cause I saw it and that was out Cow: moo Farmer: by at least 3 feet thats how far, come in look there is still a mark where its out Cow: moo Farmer: dont tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out Cow: mrr Farmer: you cannot see from that angle Cow: moo "and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out its just a practical joke" [phone rings, cow picks it up] Farmer: hello may I speak to the cow Cow: moo Farmer: hi, Im a famous actor Cow: moo Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me Cow: moo Farmer: why dont I make reservations? Cow: moo Farmer: and why dont I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle Cow: mrr Farmer: take that fatty Cow: mrr [slams down phone] "and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle" [car sounds] Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [car hits farmer] Farmer: oooh Cow: mooooooooooooo Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни The Adventures of The Cow: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/100/1/5377.html Все тексты песен: Adam Sandler » Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song » Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song » Adam Sandler - Listenin` To The Radio » Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant » Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal » Adam Sandler - The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions » Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III) » Adam Sandler - Food Inuendo Guy » Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal`s Big Day » Adam Sandler - Dancin` And Pantsin » Adam Sandler - Crazy Love » Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song » Adam Sandler - Four Years Old » Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee » Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car » Adam Sandler - Girl » Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me » Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Wom » Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy » Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car Рекомендуем скачать: » Сектор Газа - Демобилизация » с аккордами Тайм Аут - Шигидарупупупай » Сергей Каплан - Перемешались хина и хинкали... » с аккордами Михаил Щербаков - Капитан бравый » Света - Все-таки можно » Сергей Арно - Мы дети алкоголиков (маршируется) » с аккордами Визбор Юрий - О, как стартует » с аккордами Ляпис Трубецкой - Дождь льет » Светлана Свободина - Колдунья » Солисты Нотр-Дама - Las Faneras » Сергей Глушков - Волчья наука » с аккордами Аркадий Лебедев - Элегия(Лифшиц) » с аккордами Король и Шут - Проклятый старый дом » Сергей Назин - Порода » с аккордами Александр Розенбаум - Песня еврейского портного » с аккордами Александр Ощепков - Ночь в предчувствии долгой ходьбы » с аккордами Вероника Долина - Цыганочка Аза » с аккордами Вадим Егоров - Дожди » Сергей Арно - Сталинский вальс » с аккордами Песни гражданской войны - Тучи над городом встали
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