Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - Mr. bake

I`m sitting in my chair watching the TV
It`s not even on but there`s plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass shit
that my friend overnight mailed to me

I`m fucking wasted
It`s the best shit I ever tasted
I think they fucking laced it
Cause I`m so damn lambasted

Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn`t believe the hype
He sparked three bows just to show he could take it
Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked

He`s fucking wasted
It`s the best shit he ever tasted
He`s lost in fucking spaced-ed
Cause he`s so wicked wicked wasted

Oh I spent the last two hours
hiding under my bed
Cause I looked in the garbage can
and I think I saw my Uncle Louie`s head

I`m fucking wasted

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird`s face
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak

I`m fucking wasted
It`s the best shit I`ve ever tasted
My brain`s been erased-ed
Well fucking fried

I`m sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat
I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell`s up with you

I`m fucking wasted
It`s the best shit I ever fucking tasted
Oh fucking shit

I`m way too baked

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