Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - Mr. bake

I`m sitting in my chair watching the TV
It`s not even on but there`s plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass shit
that my friend overnight mailed to me

I`m fucking wasted
It`s the best shit I ever tasted
I think they fucking laced it
Cause I`m so damn lambasted

Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn`t believe the hype
He sparked three bows just to show he could take it
Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked

He`s fucking wasted
It`s the best shit he ever tasted
He`s lost in fucking spaced-ed
Cause he`s so wicked wicked wasted

Oh I spent the last two hours
hiding under my bed
Cause I looked in the garbage can
and I think I saw my Uncle Louie`s head

I`m fucking wasted

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird`s face
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak

I`m fucking wasted
It`s the best shit I`ve ever tasted
My brain`s been erased-ed
Well fucking fried

I`m sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat
I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell`s up with you

I`m fucking wasted
It`s the best shit I ever fucking tasted
Oh fucking shit

I`m way too baked

Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям:

Прямая ссылка на текст песни Mr. bake:
http://musworld.ru/music/eng/100/1/5264.html

Все тексты песен: Adam Sandler
» Adam Sandler - Do It for Your Mama
» Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You
» Adam Sandler - Memory Lane
» Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend
» Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song
» Adam Sandler - Crazy Love
» Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
» Adam Sandler - Crazy Love
» Adam Sandler - Voodoo
» Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal`s Big Day
» Adam Sandler - Listenin` To The Radio
» Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3
» Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous
» Adam Sandler - Sweet Beatrice
» Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal
» Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee
» Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor
» Adam Sandler - Santa Song
» Adam Sandler - Dancin` And Pantsin`
» Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song


Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - Mr. bake I`m sitting in my chair watching the TV It`s not even on but there`s plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I`m fucking wasted It`s the best shit I ever tasted I think they fucking laced it Cause I`m so damn lambasted Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn`t believe the hype He sparked three bows just to show he could take it Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked He`s fucking wasted It`s the best shit he ever tasted He`s lost in fucking spaced-ed Cause he`s so wicked wicked wasted Oh I spent the last two hours hiding under my bed Cause I looked in the garbage can and I think I saw my Uncle Louie`s head I`m fucking wasted Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird`s face The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak He looked at the two of us and he started to speak I`m fucking wasted It`s the best shit I`ve ever tasted My brain`s been erased-ed Well fucking fried I`m sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell`s up with you I`m fucking wasted It`s the best shit I ever fucking tasted Oh fucking shit I`m way too baked Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Mr. bake: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/100/1/5264.html Все тексты песен: Adam Sandler » Adam Sandler - Do It for Your Mama » Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You » Adam Sandler - Memory Lane » Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend » Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song » Adam Sandler - Crazy Love » Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver » Adam Sandler - Crazy Love » Adam Sandler - Voodoo » Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal`s Big Day » Adam Sandler - Listenin` To The Radio » Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3 » Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous » Adam Sandler - Sweet Beatrice » Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal » Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee » Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor » Adam Sandler - Santa Song » Adam Sandler - Dancin` And Pantsin` » Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song Рекомендуем скачать: » Руки Вверх! - Выбирай сама » Разные люди, Чернецкий - Мазохизм » Руки Вверх - Выпускной » Р.Алехно - Да здравствует сцена » Руки Вверх - Он не я » Руслана - Свiтанок » Раиса Нурмухаметова - О, знать бы » Р“РѕСЂРѕРґ 312 - Р“РёРїРЅРѕР· » РќР°РґРµР¶РґР° РљР°РґС‹С?РµРІР° - РћР№, Р“Р°СЂРЅР° РЇ, Р“Р°СЂРЅР° » Р.Заболотский - Свобода » Руслан Масюков - Арривидерчи малышка » Р“РѕСЂРѕРґ 312 - РџСЂСѓР¶РёРЅР° » Руки Вверх! - Сережа (dance mix) » Раиса Нурмухаметова - В эту ночь » Раиса Нурмухаметова - Не буди его окриком » Розенбаум Александр - НАРИСУЙТЕ МНЕ ДОМ » Русский размер - Вот так » Ришат Гилязов - Посвящение дочери Луизе » Р”РјРёС‚СЂРёР№ Р‘РёР»Р°РЅ - Р—РІРµР·РґРѕС‡РєР° РњРѕСЏ РЇСЃРЅР°СЏ » Раиса Нурмухаметова - Если был бы в доме сыр...
© 2007-2025 «MusWorld.ru»