Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - Technical Foul

Look you got to understand it`s just been me and Eleanor for 67 years
So she gets nervous around strangers
I wouldn`t show that picture to any one, or they might try to take you 2 guys back to the laboratory
UHHHвЂ¦.
Listen we got rules in this house, and you better follow them or you`ll find yourself outta of here,
Ya ya ya
This might be harder then I thought

If you`re coming from street, with dirty shoes on your feet
That`s a technical foul
If you switch the radio, to some outta-music show
That`s a technical foul
If you don`t shut the door, after using the fridge-er-a-tor
That`s a technical foul, A technical foul

If you touch the thermostat, (you`ll get hit with a bat)
Cause that`s a technical foul (You`ll feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain, (you`ll know the meaning of pain)
Cause that`s a technical foul (I`ll show you no mercy)
OhhвЂ¦ this is such bull shita
HeyвЂ¦ In this house we say bull stick
Or it`s a technical foul, A technical foul

Let me get this straight, you expect me to change my entire life style in one night, because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks!

You got it bub,
Or you can go rot in the gutter or something for you Yankee Doodle!

Well I don`t want to do that, but let me run a few questions by you so I don`t screw up accidentally.

If I don`t spray Lysol, after moving a bowl,
That`s a technical foul.
Okay!
If I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel,
That`s a technical foul.
Please say Hieney.
If I make fun of your crazy feeties,
Or give sugar cookies to Mrs. Diabetes,
That`s not a leer technical foul.
But possibly a homicideвЂ¦

Can I sleep past three?
If you do that you`ll get a вЂњTвЂќ
Take a wiz in those flowers?
Ill say hit the showers.
Use this horn as a bong,
Adios Tommy Charm.
Make some long distance calls,
You`ll get a kick in the balls! (OOPS )
Can I walk around with my morning erection?
If you want an automatic ejection,
Cause that`s a technical foul.

BUT ID LIKE TO SEE IT ANY WAY (JUST KIDDIN)

There are certain rules which your ply in ones life
With your sister, friends or imaginary wife
(I can`t believe I haven`t killed myself) вЂ“ (Adam Sandler)
Respect carries over with me on the court
(Here with wig`s Maggie, and a fury elf) вЂ“ (Adam Sandler)
Whether you choose diabetic or especially short
(She`s ironic and he`s a troll) вЂ“ (Adam Sandler)
I see she`s strange in my royal carry; my imaginary wife is short and hairy
((They took my wig; I remember the look in their eyes)) вЂ“ (Г‰lan)
(How did my life get stuck in this shit hole?) вЂ“ (Adam Sandler)
((Why o why wont someone retrieve my wig wig wig)) вЂ“ (Г‰lan)
(Guess I have to deal with your demands, but please don`t touch me with your alien hands!) вЂ“ (Adam Sandler)

I got no right to growl
The whistle witch is on the prowl
Without my wig, I look like an owl Boo Hoo Hoo
(O MY GOD!!!)
Don`t laugh at her

OR IT`S A TECHNICAL FOUL x 3

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Listen we got rules in this house, and you better follow them or you`ll find yourself outta of here, Ya ya ya This might be harder then I thought If you`re coming from street, with dirty shoes on your feet That`s a technical foul If you switch the radio, to some outta-music show That`s a technical foul If you don`t shut the door, after using the fridge-er-a-tor That`s a technical foul, A technical foul If you touch the thermostat, (you`ll get hit with a bat) Cause that`s a technical foul (You`ll feel my wrath) If your hair clogs the drain, (you`ll know the meaning of pain) Cause that`s a technical foul (I`ll show you no mercy) OhhвЂ¦ this is such bull shita HeyвЂ¦ In this house we say bull stick Or it`s a technical foul, A technical foul Let me get this straight, you expect me to change my entire life style in one night, because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks! You got it bub, Or you can go rot in the gutter or something for you Yankee Doodle! Well I don`t want to do that, but let me run a few questions by you so I don`t screw up accidentally. If I don`t spray Lysol, after moving a bowl, That`s a technical foul. Okay! If I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel, That`s a technical foul. Please say Hieney. If I make fun of your crazy feeties, Or give sugar cookies to Mrs. Diabetes, That`s not a leer technical foul. But possibly a homicideвЂ¦ Can I sleep past three? If you do that you`ll get a вЂњTвЂќ Take a wiz in those flowers? Ill say hit the showers. Use this horn as a bong, Adios Tommy Charm. Make some long distance calls, You`ll get a kick in the balls! (OOPS ) Can I walk around with my morning erection? If you want an automatic ejection, Cause that`s a technical foul. BUT ID LIKE TO SEE IT ANY WAY (JUST KIDDIN) There are certain rules which your ply in ones life With your sister, friends or imaginary wife (I can`t believe I haven`t killed myself) вЂ“ (Adam Sandler) Respect carries over with me on the court (Here with wig`s Maggie, and a fury elf) вЂ“ (Adam Sandler) Whether you choose diabetic or especially short (She`s ironic and he`s a troll) вЂ“ (Adam Sandler) I see she`s strange in my royal carry; my imaginary wife is short and hairy ((They took my wig; I remember the look in their eyes)) вЂ“ (Г‰lan) (How did my life get stuck in this shit hole?) вЂ“ (Adam Sandler) ((Why o why wont someone retrieve my wig wig wig)) вЂ“ (Г‰lan) (Guess I have to deal with your demands, but please don`t touch me with your alien hands!) вЂ“ (Adam Sandler) I got no right to growl The whistle witch is on the prowl Without my wig, I look like an owl Boo Hoo Hoo (O MY GOD!!!) Don`t laugh at her OR IT`S A TECHNICAL FOUL x 3 Нравится песня? 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