Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

"And now the buffoon`s date at the drive-in with the school`s valedictorian."

[Valedictorian:] "I really appreciate you`re asking me out.

Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."

[Buffoon:] "This movie sucks shit!"

[Valedictorian:] "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up,

but Ciscel thought it was too preachy.

Anyway, I enjoyed the director`s last film immensly."

[Buffoon:] "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin` tits!"

[Valedictorian:] "Yes, well, she recently had a child.

I think her maternal biology may play a role in that.

She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn`t she?"

[Buffoon:] "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog`s mouth and blew his fuckin` head off."

[Valedictorian:] "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon

for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."

[Buffoon:] "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."

[Valedictorian:] "Well, I guess she`s strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."

[Buffoon eating popcorn]

[Buffoon:] "This popcorn`s fuckin` terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it."

[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]

[Valedictorian:] "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing.

Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome

by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."

[Buffoon:] "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin` mind!"

[Valedictorian:] "It`s ironic that parts of one`s body seems odd

and unusual because you don`t see them on a day to day basis.

[Buffoon:] "My father`s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin` day!"

[Valedictorian:] "It`s puzzling why one person`s fecal odor can be more overpowering than another`s.

I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person`s internal metabolism."

[Buffoon:] "I`m gonna go get head from that fuckin` girl."

[Gets out of the car]

[Valedictorian:] "Well, I`m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."

[Buffoon walking away]

"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."

[Buffoon:] "I like to piss in that guy`s fuckin` gas tank!"

[Valedictorian:] "Bye bye! Have fun."

[Buffoon continues to walk away]

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian "And now the buffoon`s date at the drive-in with the school`s valedictorian." [Valedictorian:] "I really appreciate you`re asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement." [Buffoon:] "This movie sucks shit!" [Valedictorian:] "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director`s last film immensly." [Buffoon:] "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin` tits!" [Valedictorian:] "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn`t she?" [Buffoon:] "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog`s mouth and blew his fuckin` head off." [Valedictorian:] "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process." [Buffoon:] "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head." [Valedictorian:] "Well, I guess she`s strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it." [Buffoon eating popcorn] [Buffoon:] "This popcorn`s fuckin` terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it." [Buffoon continues to eat popcorn] [Valedictorian:] "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank." [Buffoon:] "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin` mind!" [Valedictorian:] "It`s ironic that parts of one`s body seems odd and unusual because you don`t see them on a day to day basis. [Buffoon:] "My father`s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin` day!" [Valedictorian:] "It`s puzzling why one person`s fecal odor can be more overpowering than another`s. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person`s internal metabolism." [Buffoon:] "I`m gonna go get head from that fuckin` girl." [Gets out of the car] [Valedictorian:] "Well, I`m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion." [Buffoon walking away] "I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue." [Buffoon:] "I like to piss in that guy`s fuckin` gas tank!" [Valedictorian:] "Bye bye! Have fun." [Buffoon continues to walk away] Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни The Buffoon And The Valedictorian: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/100/1/5383.html Все тексты песен: Adam Sandler » Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal » Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor » Adam Sandler - Chanunak Song » Adam Sandler - The Beating of a High School Bus Driver » Adam Sandler - Pickin` Daisies » Adam Sandler - Sweet Beatrice » Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues » Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend » Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man » Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken » Adam Sandler - Dancin` And Pantsin » Adam Sandler - Right Field » Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song Part III » Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant » Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5 » Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader » Adam Sandler - Im So Wasted » Adam Sandler - Listenin to The Radio » Adam Sandler - The Goat Song » Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song Рекомендуем скачать: » Сергей Гороховский - В край, где мы с тобой не были... » с аккордами Владимир Асмолов - Палач без фамилии » Сергей Крылов - Голоса города. Ночью на кухне » с аккордами Мумий Тролль - Инопланетный гость » Станислав Колеников - Там, где цитрусы ярки, как лампочки, в рощах нагретых... » с аккордами Булат Окуджава - Божественная суббота » Сергей Татаринов - Возвращение » Секрет, Максим Леонидов - Где найти слова » с аккордами Фролова Елена - Я так тебя люблю, что стынет кровь » Светлана Ветрова, Валентин Берестов - Первобытное танго » Сергей Биличенко - Билушко, утро! » Сергей Шермецинский - Купола » симд оашйс - аъ » с аккордами Михаил Щербаков - Ничему не поверю, ничем не прельщусь » Сябры - Переживём » С.Жуков - Территория » с аккордами Ковчег, Ольга Арефьева - В верхнюю салду » Сергей Алексеев - Мохнатый костер по фамилии Колли... » Сергей Корычев - Пора прощаться » София Ротару - Люби меня
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