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Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian



"And now the buffoon`s date at the drive-in with the school`s valedictorian."

[Valedictorian:] "I really appreciate you`re asking me out.

Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."

[Buffoon:] "This movie sucks shit!"

[Valedictorian:] "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up,

but Ciscel thought it was too preachy.

Anyway, I enjoyed the director`s last film immensly."

[Buffoon:] "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin` tits!"

[Valedictorian:] "Yes, well, she recently had a child.

I think her maternal biology may play a role in that.

She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn`t she?"

[Buffoon:] "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog`s mouth and blew his fuckin` head off."

[Valedictorian:] "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon

for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."

[Buffoon:] "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."

[Valedictorian:] "Well, I guess she`s strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."

[Buffoon eating popcorn]

[Buffoon:] "This popcorn`s fuckin` terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it."

[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]

[Valedictorian:] "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing.

Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome

by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."

[Buffoon:] "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin` mind!"

[Valedictorian:] "It`s ironic that parts of one`s body seems odd

and unusual because you don`t see them on a day to day basis.

[Buffoon:] "My father`s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin` day!"

[Valedictorian:] "It`s puzzling why one person`s fecal odor can be more overpowering than another`s.

I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person`s internal metabolism."

[Buffoon:] "I`m gonna go get head from that fuckin` girl."

[Gets out of the car]

[Valedictorian:] "Well, I`m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."

[Buffoon walking away]

"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."

[Buffoon:] "I like to piss in that guy`s fuckin` gas tank!"

[Valedictorian:] "Bye bye! Have fun."

[Buffoon continues to walk away]

 

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