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When I was a boy
There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin` around so fast My body never gained to weight That pissed off all my Momma`s friends And made my big-boned sister irate But now I`m a man And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt `Cause even when I`m in the shower alone I`m to embarrased to remove my shirt What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all them cookies I been munching lately My feets are becoming difficult to see I believe it was my Daddy Who led me to this eating disease By calling me "The Little Candy Ass" When I couldn`t finish a burger with cheese Or maybe it was my Momma Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet Would I get to see Momma`s good moods They said eat this, they said eat that To stay skinny there was no chance And now when I walk I hear corduroy Even though I ain`t wearing pants What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay You fat fuck, You fat fuck Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay You fat fuck, You fat fuck Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all that ice cream I been eating lately My chins alone weight 203 The diet starts tomorrow! I have a grapefruit for breakfast For lunch a bown of white rice Dinnertime it`s a saltless potato I ain`t allowed no spice If this diet`s gonna work Tonight I can`t eat no more "Just go to sleep," I say to myself As I close the bedroom door Two in the morning, I wake up to piss My belly`s hungry and achin` Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet Bring on the chips flavored with bacon What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately
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