Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie

[Car approaches]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."
[M1:] "Hey, how ya doin` Toll Booth Willie?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!"
[M1:] "Aww, that`s great, you know, considering yer a fuckin` idiot!"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch!
I`ll come right outta the booth and fuckin` whack ya, you fuckin` prick!"

[Another car approaches]
[M2:] "Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey, can`t complain, pop. Hows `bout you?"
[M2:] "Oh, great, great. How much?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop."
[M2:] "That`s fine. Now should I give you the money,
or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Why you fuckin` hard on!
I`ll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin` head with a Louise-ville
fuckin` slugger!
Whadya think of that ass fuck!?"

[Another car approaches]
[F1:] "Hi Willie."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, nice to see ya M`am. Not a bad day, huh?"
[F1:] "Well, I`m a little lost. Could you help me out?
I hear your the best with directions."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well I know my way around New England.
I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?"
[F1:] "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way
to drive up your ass. You know, if you`d tell me,
I`d appreciate it, you fuckin` prick."
[Drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "You fuckin` bitch! Fuck you!
You forgot to pay the fuckin` toll you dirty whore!
I`ll fuckin` drop you with a boot to the fuckin` skull you cum
guzzling queen!"

[Another car approaches]
[M3:] "Hey Willie."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey, how are ya?"
[M3:] "Here`s a dollar twenty-five, and go fuck yourself."
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Dah, you fuckin` prick!
I hope you choke on a fuckin` bottle cap, ya fuckin` son of a fuck!
Eat shit! Eat my shit!"

[Another car approaches]
[Bishop Nelson:] "Hello Willie. Good to see you."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya.
That was quite a sermon you had the other day."
[Bishop Nelson:] "Hey, well I do my best."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop."
[Bishop Nelson:] "Dollar twenty-five,
Willie. Isn`t that the same price your mother charges for a blow job,
you piece of dog shit!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ohhh! Have another one, you fuckin` lush!
It`s not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin`
douche bag!"

[Another car approaches]
[M5:] "Hey!"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well hey!"
[M5:] "Yeah, do you want the money,
or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well, I already heard that one you fuckin`
unoriginal bastard!
Go suck a corn you fuckin` piece of repeatin` shit!"

[Another car approaches]
[F2:] "Hi."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, hi. How are ya?"
[F2:] "Fine, thank you. How much is the toll please?"
[Toll Booth Willie:]"For you sweetheart, it`s a dollar twenty-five."
[F2:] "Here ya go."
[Pays toll]
[F2:] "Thank you."
[Begins to drive off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?"
[F2:] "Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you so much."
[Toll Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "And here ya are."
[F2:] "Umm, do you think you could sign it?"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, uh.. sign it?"
[F2:] "Yeah, sign Toll Booth Willie was here."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?"
[Signing receipt]
[F2:] "Just so I could have proof for my friends that
I met the biggest fuckin` dip shit with the smallest dick alive.
You understand."
[Drives off]
[Crumples up paper]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Fuck you, you fuckin` upity bitch!
I`ll fuckin` fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front
of your fuckin` mothers! You`re gonna die, bitch! I`m comin`
outta the booth!"
[Opens the door and runs out of the booth]

[Car screeches and hits him]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ooooh! My fuckin` leg!"
[M6:] "Hey! You ran over Toll Booth Willie!"
[M7:] "Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like
to run over a
dried up stinky dick licker."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Why you fuckin` pricks.
I fuckin` hear every fuckin` word yer saying!
When this fuckin` leg heals,
I`m gonna kick you guys new fuckin` assholes!

[Everyone cussing eachother out]

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[Pays toll and drives off] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Why you fuckin` hard on! I`ll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin` head with a Louise-ville fuckin` slugger! Whadya think of that ass fuck!?" [Another car approaches] [F1:] "Hi Willie." [Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, nice to see ya M`am. Not a bad day, huh?" [F1:] "Well, I`m a little lost. Could you help me out? I hear your the best with directions." [Toll Booth Willie:] "Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?" [F1:] "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass. You know, if you`d tell me, I`d appreciate it, you fuckin` prick." [Drives off] [Toll Booth Willie:] "You fuckin` bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fuckin` toll you dirty whore! I`ll fuckin` drop you with a boot to the fuckin` skull you cum guzzling queen!" [Another car approaches] [M3:] "Hey Willie." [Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey, how are ya?" [M3:] "Here`s a dollar twenty-five, and go fuck yourself." [Pays toll and drives off] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Dah, you fuckin` prick! I hope you choke on a fuckin` bottle cap, ya fuckin` son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" [Another car approaches] [Bishop Nelson:] "Hello Willie. Good to see you." [Toll Booth Willie:] "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a sermon you had the other day." [Bishop Nelson:] "Hey, well I do my best." [Toll Booth Willie:] "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." [Bishop Nelson:] "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn`t that the same price your mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?" [Pays toll and drives off] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Ohhh! Have another one, you fuckin` lush! It`s not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin` douche bag!" [Another car approaches] [M5:] "Hey!" [Toll Booth Willie:] "Well hey!" [M5:] "Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?" [Pays toll and drives off] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Well, I already heard that one you fuckin` unoriginal bastard! Go suck a corn you fuckin` piece of repeatin` shit!" [Another car approaches] [F2:] "Hi." [Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, hi. How are ya?" [F2:] "Fine, thank you. How much is the toll please?" [Toll Booth Willie:]"For you sweetheart, it`s a dollar twenty-five." [F2:] "Here ya go." [Pays toll] [F2:] "Thank you." [Begins to drive off] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?" [F2:] "Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you so much." [Toll Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her] [Toll Booth Willie:] "And here ya are." [F2:] "Umm, do you think you could sign it?" [Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, uh.. sign it?" [F2:] "Yeah, sign Toll Booth Willie was here." [Toll Booth Willie:] "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?" [Signing receipt] [F2:] "Just so I could have proof for my friends that I met the biggest fuckin` dip shit with the smallest dick alive. You understand." [Drives off] [Crumples up paper] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Fuck you, you fuckin` upity bitch! I`ll fuckin` fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin` mothers! You`re gonna die, bitch! I`m comin` outta the booth!" [Opens the door and runs out of the booth] [Car screeches and hits him] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Ooooh! My fuckin` leg!" [M6:] "Hey! You ran over Toll Booth Willie!" [M7:] "Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky dick licker." [Toll Booth Willie:] "Why you fuckin` pricks. I fuckin` hear every fuckin` word yer saying! When this fuckin` leg heals, I`m gonna kick you guys new fuckin` assholes! [Everyone cussing eachother out] Нравится песня? 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