We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax
I`m the 7 foot man, I`ve commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways, It happens all the time, I`m 7 feet tall, And I repeat, They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet, I`m 7 feet tall, And I dont play basketball,
I`m 7 feet tall, But I`m still just a man, So of course it hurts me a lot, When I walk into the ceiling fan, Small people say I wish I was him, But its been nine years since I`ve had a trim, The barber says, I cant reach the top of his head,
7 foot man, (ha ha)I cannot hide, 7 foot man, I know cause I`ve tried, 7 foot man, My last girlfriend died, Because my penis, Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!
So the next time you see me, Walking around, And my head is right about to hit a tree branch, Tell me to duck down, And I`ll pay you back , Soon you will see, By getting you frisbee down from that tree, I do what i can, I`m the 7 foot man,
7 foot man, 7 foot man
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