Текст (слова) песни: Bloodhound Gang - Youre Pretty when Im Drunk

One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission

To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin

Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless

Until we brought skip o pot2mus

And daddys gonna get some probably underage and dumb

And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young

Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink

Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink

M.s.g.s tanked up and wizzin in a cup

Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up

Cause Im the one bottle willy with the 12 horse ale

After that I get silly like soupy sales

Now its midnight and Im completely boofy blitzed

A six of shlitz and the jew brew manischewitz

With my beer-tinted glasses Im ready to bitty battle

Im hungry like the wolf but Ill end up tending cattle

Cause youre pretty when Im drunk

(youre pretty when Im drunk)

Youre pretty when Im drunk

(youre pretty when Im drunk)

Youre pretty when Im drunk

(youre pretty when Im drunk)

Youre pretty when Im drunk

(and Im pretty fuckin drunk)

Here she comes, a funky fried cutie

Mr. jimmy pop ali is gonna get some booty

Cause Im mr. mcfeelie with a speedy delivery

Youd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin me

But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be

Hey lupus is she cute? yea for a pygmie

Aw! what do you know? youre probably going home alone

And it wouldnt be the first time that I gave a dog a bone

Plus beauty, its only skin deep

Its in the eye of the beholder and my beholders about to tweak

I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can

Its a msnags a trois you and me and heineken

Cause youre pretty when Im drunk

(youre pretty when Im drunk)

Youre pretty when Im drunk

(youre pretty when Im drunk)

Youre pretty when Im drunk

(youre pretty when Im drunk)

Youre pretty when Im drunk

(and Im pretty fuckin drunk)

Regrets Ive had a few

First and foremost Id like to mention you

For the sake of conversation well call you the brand new heavy

Your a mix between an ugnaut and eugene levy

You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut

Youre buddha youre shamu youre jabba the fuckin hutt

You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy

I smelt tuna melt but I wasnt gonna worry

It was 3 a.m. and I wasnt gettin squat

So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot

I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen christian

Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin

I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance

But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws lived in your pants

At that junction I came to realize

That only frank purdue likes thighs that size

Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament

That you were not a girl you were an experiment

Cause youre pretty when Im drunk

(youre pretty when Im drunk)

Youre pretty when Im drunk

(youre pretty when Im drunk)

Youre pretty when Im drunk

(youre pretty when Im drunk)

Youre pretty when Im drunk

(and Im pretty fuckin drunk)

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