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Текст (слова) песни: Chris Rock - No Sex (in the Champagne Room)



Ladies and Gentlemen of the GED class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you...
There is NO SEX in the champagne room
NONE!
Oh, there`s CHAMPAGNE in the champagne room
But you don`t want champagne...
You want SEX!
And there`s NO SEX in the champagne room
Don`t go to parties with metal detectors
Sure, it feels safe inside...
But what about all those niggas waitin` outside with guns?...
They know you ain`t got one!
If a woman tells you she`s 20, and looks 16 - she`s 12
If she tells you she`s 26 and LOOKS 26 - she`s damn near 40!
Take off that silly-ass hat!
The ODB couldn`t have possibly committed all those crimes...
Coolio did some of dat shit!
Young, black men: If you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot...
LET IT SLIIIIDE...
Why spend the next 20 years in jail
Cuz someone smudged your PUMA?
CORNBREAD...
Ain`t nuttin` wrong wit that!
No matter what you think of what I`m sayin`
Remember this one thing...
There is NO SEX in the champagne room
(Ohh...no sex in the champagne room (x6)
There`s absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne room
no..no...)
If a homeless person has a funny sign
He hasn`t been homeless that long
A REAL homeless person is too HUNGRY to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She`ll probably suck your DICK
If a guy has a pierced tongue,
He`ll probably suck your DICK
Here`s a HORRORscope for everyone:
Aquarius - YOU`RE GONNA DIE
Capricorn - YOU`RE GONNA DIE
Gemini - YOU`RE GONNA DIE TWICE!
Leo - YOU`RE GONNA DIE
Scorpio - YOU`RE GONNA DIE FUCKIN`!
No one goes to Hooters for wings
If you`ve been dating a man for 4 months
And you haven`t met any of his friends...
You are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I said may not apply to you
Some of the things I said may offend you
But no matter who you are,
You MUST REMEMBER this ONE thing:
No matter what a stripper says...
there is NO SEX in the champagne room
NONE!
(No sex in the champagne room
I said no sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
No no sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
Ain`t gettin` none, can`t have none..noo...
In the champagne room......ahh ahh.....
There`s absolutely positively no sex in the champagne room
Say noo..noo... say nooooo..... there ain`t no sex....
In the champagne room
noo..no....)

 

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