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Ladies and Gentlemen of the GED class of 1999 I have one piece of advice for you No matter what a stripper tells you... There is NO SEX in the champagne room NONE! Oh, there`s CHAMPAGNE in the champagne room But you don`t want champagne... You want SEX! And there`s NO SEX in the champagne room Don`t go to parties with metal detectors Sure, it feels safe inside... But what about all those niggas waitin` outside with guns?... They know you ain`t got one! If a woman tells you she`s 20, and looks 16 - she`s 12 If she tells you she`s 26 and LOOKS 26 - she`s damn near 40! Take off that silly-ass hat! The ODB couldn`t have possibly committed all those crimes... Coolio did some of dat shit! Young, black men: If you go to a movie theater and someone steps on your foot... LET IT SLIIIIDE... Why spend the next 20 years in jail Cuz someone smudged your PUMA? CORNBREAD... Ain`t nuttin` wrong wit that! No matter what you think of what I`m sayin` Remember this one thing... There is NO SEX in the champagne room (Ohh...no sex in the champagne room (x6) There`s absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne room no..no...) If a homeless person has a funny sign He hasn`t been homeless that long A REAL homeless person is too HUNGRY to be funny If a girl has a pierced tongue, She`ll probably suck your DICK If a guy has a pierced tongue, He`ll probably suck your DICK Here`s a HORRORscope for everyone: Aquarius - YOU`RE GONNA DIE Capricorn - YOU`RE GONNA DIE Gemini - YOU`RE GONNA DIE TWICE! Leo - YOU`RE GONNA DIE Scorpio - YOU`RE GONNA DIE FUCKIN`! No one goes to Hooters for wings If you`ve been dating a man for 4 months And you haven`t met any of his friends... You are NOT his girlfriend! Some of the things I said may not apply to you Some of the things I said may offend you But no matter who you are, You MUST REMEMBER this ONE thing: No matter what a stripper says... there is NO SEX in the champagne room NONE! (No sex in the champagne room I said no sex in the champagne room No sex in the champagne room No no sex in the champagne room No sex in the champagne room Ain`t gettin` none, can`t have none..noo... In the champagne room......ahh ahh..... There`s absolutely positively no sex in the champagne room Say noo..noo... say nooooo..... there ain`t no sex.... In the champagne room noo..no....)
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