Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Thi

Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb.

Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind:
He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn`t have a dime.
He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal.
A two carat solitaire but neither one`s real.
Picks up the payphone, puts it to his ear.
Calls his chick, collect and says: "Get over here."

When he shows his girfriend, she can`t believe her eyes.
She never thought she`d ever really get one that size.
He tries to think of somethin` when she asked him: "Where`d you get it?"
Down at Diffie`s Pawn but he never will admit it.
He tries to change the subject: "Forget the wedding list.
"Let`s head on out to Vegas and get it over with."

Flaws and defects, no billing ads.
Hope she never finds out how much he spent.
Nothin` else shines like a zirconia.
Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb.

Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat,
She says: "We woulda made it if you weren`t so doggone fat."
They try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van.
To a ratty little motel called "The S&M Grand".
Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little wink.
Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom sink.

She starts to call a plumber. He begins to shout:
"Give me a coat-hangar, I think I can get it out."
Fishes out the ring in a big ball if hair,
Slips it on her finger as he pats her derriere.
Thinkin` to himself: "It`s a lucky thing.
"A plumber woulda cost me much more than that ring."

Flaws and defects, no billing ads.
Hope she never finds out how much he spent.
Nothin` else shines like a zirconia.
Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb.

Flaws and defects, no billing ads.
Hope she never finds out how much I spent.
Nothin` else shines like a zirconia.
Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb.

Wonder what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb.

Don`t tell him what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Thi Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind: He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn`t have a dime. He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal. A two carat solitaire but neither one`s real. Picks up the payphone, puts it to his ear. Calls his chick, collect and says: "Get over here." When he shows his girfriend, she can`t believe her eyes. She never thought she`d ever really get one that size. He tries to think of somethin` when she asked him: "Where`d you get it?" Down at Diffie`s Pawn but he never will admit it. He tries to change the subject: "Forget the wedding list. "Let`s head on out to Vegas and get it over with." Flaws and defects, no billing ads. Hope she never finds out how much he spent. Nothin` else shines like a zirconia. Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat, She says: "We woulda made it if you weren`t so doggone fat." They try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van. To a ratty little motel called "The S&M Grand". Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little wink. Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom sink. She starts to call a plumber. He begins to shout: "Give me a coat-hangar, I think I can get it out." Fishes out the ring in a big ball if hair, Slips it on her finger as he pats her derriere. Thinkin` to himself: "It`s a lucky thing. "A plumber woulda cost me much more than that ring." Flaws and defects, no billing ads. Hope she never finds out how much he spent. Nothin` else shines like a zirconia. Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. Flaws and defects, no billing ads. Hope she never finds out how much I spent. Nothin` else shines like a zirconia. Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. Wonder what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. Don`t tell him what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Thi: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43932.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida » Cledus T. Judd - Breath » Cledus T. Judd - (She`s Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatl » Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere » Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow » Cledus T. Judd - Don`t Mess With America » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Thi » Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I`m Sexy » Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon » Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer » Cledus T. Judd - Breath (Parody BreatheFaith Hill) » Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy » Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incid » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus` Christmas Ball » Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style » Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver » Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine » Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn`t Pop » Cledus T. Judd - Don`t Serve Beans » Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life Рекомендуем скачать: » Юрий Зыков - Я был доволен малостью... » Юрий Визбор - Воспоминание о пехоте » Юрий Цендровский - Мой друг, светлая душа... » Юта - Москва » Юрий Карпов - Пошел на взлет мой самолет... » Юрий Вайханский - Скромное желание » Юлий Ким - Прерия » Юрий Антонов - Снегири » Юрий Визбор - Стармех » Юрий Панюшкин - Зачем тебе, душенька, запахи лета... » Юрий Зыков - Провинциальный городок » Юрий Волнов - Ока » Юрий Зыков - Оруженосцы » Юрий Панюшкин - Жигулевская кругосветка » Юрий Визбор - Подлодка » Юлий Ким - Рыцарь одиночка » Юрий Визбор, Светлана Богдасарова - Я в прихожей оставил рюкзак... » Юрий Карпов - Капитану Олегу Ивойлову » Юрий Визбор - Цейская » Юрий Визбор - По ущелью тропка вьется...
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