Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon) Tokeco Tunes/Wacissa River Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

Yeah I was always the lazy one,
A Southern Californian,
But I`ve got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line.
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my DeLorean
And headed for my uncle`s farm for a short time.

I thought that I would be huntin` and fishin`.
I misunderstood him somehow.
So far there`s nothin` but chores here to mention.
I didn`t mind feedin the sows.

But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I wasn`t in FFA.
This cow must think i`m crazy
Up under it this way.
I`m sittin` here a pullin`, but there ain`t nothin` comin` out.
Oh E I E I OвЂ¦
How do you milk a cow?

Yeah I love it here in Tennesse,
But these farmers all make fun of me.
Can`t haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
Learned to spotlight deer at night,
And I`ve got shearin` sheep right down to an art.

One thing`s for sure,
I hate shovelin` manure,
It gets all over my overalls.
Them horses need shoein`
I hear Bessie mooin`.
So I thought maybe I`d ask you all.

HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it`s safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in LA
This heifer must be empty `cause she ain`t puttin out.
Oh E I E I O,
Tell me how do you milk a cow.

(Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don`t get mad cow diease.

How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care.
I`m gettin sick and tired of smellin` dairy air.
I`m headin` back to Cali
And I`m turnin` in my plow.
Oh E I E I O.
How do you milk a cow?

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon) Tokeco Tunes/Wacissa River Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC) Yeah I was always the lazy one, A Southern Californian, But I`ve got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line. So this summer just for fun Hopped in my DeLorean And headed for my uncle`s farm for a short time. I thought that I would be huntin` and fishin`. I misunderstood him somehow. So far there`s nothin` but chores here to mention. I didn`t mind feedin the sows. But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW? How do you milk a cow? I wasn`t in FFA. This cow must think i`m crazy Up under it this way. I`m sittin` here a pullin`, but there ain`t nothin` comin` out. Oh E I E I OвЂ¦ How do you milk a cow? Yeah I love it here in Tennesse, But these farmers all make fun of me. Can`t haul much hay in a tiny sports car. So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, Learned to spotlight deer at night, And I`ve got shearin` sheep right down to an art. One thing`s for sure, I hate shovelin` manure, It gets all over my overalls. Them horses need shoein` I hear Bessie mooin`. So I thought maybe I`d ask you all. HOW DO YOU MILK A COW? How do you milk a cow? I think it`s safe to say A man could get arrested for this in LA This heifer must be empty `cause she ain`t puttin out. Oh E I E I O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. (Spoken) This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster. I hope I don`t get mad cow diease. How do you milk a cow? I no longer care. I`m gettin sick and tired of smellin` dairy air. I`m headin` back to Cali And I`m turnin` in my plow. Oh E I E I O. How do you milk a cow? Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни How Do You Milk a Cow: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43900.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon » Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin` Problem » Cledus T. Judd - It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy » Cledus T. Judd - It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody It` » Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life » Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size » Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn`t Pop » Cledus T. Judd - She`s Inflatable » Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is) » Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I`m Sexy » Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don`t Stop Eatin` for Nuthin` » Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer » Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd » Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet » Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spittin » Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown » Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody Gone CountryAlan Jack » Cledus T. Judd - Tree`s On Fire » Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent Рекомендуем скачать: » Ольга Запрудина - Сон-2 » Олег Задорожный - В зимней русской провинции... » Олег Щетников - Сюжет » Облачный край, Сергей Богаев - Соси-посасывай » Ольга Арефьева (Ковчег) - Ночь » Олег Заливако - Кинематограф на стекле » Ольга Запрудина - Г.Васильеву, А.Иващенко » Олег Газманов - На заре » О.Орлова - Учусь любить » Ольга Арефьева - Колокольчики-бубенчики... » Ольга Запрудина - Прогулка по центру города » Олег Шмаков - Партия » Олег Митяев - Песня для старшей дочери » Олег Щетников - Вальс плохого настроения » Олег Городецкий - Набросок » Олег Щетников - Марионетка » Ольга Запрудина - Авиационно-комариная » Ольга Тишина - Здравствуй, ночь! Пойдем, пройдемся... » Ольга Запрудина - Этим людям кем-то тайный знак подан... » Ольга Запрудина - О случайных числах
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