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Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don`t Stop Eatin` for Nuthin`



Parody of Mama DOn`t Get Dressed Up For Nothing by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Dunn, Sony/ATV Tunes L.L.C. dba Cross Keys Publishing/Showbilly Music
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (I stopped here due to the album details stopped here...but I knew Cledus would have been listed in there...so I just left him)

She said a "hey plow boy done ate half a cow
And I still can hear your big old belly growl"
So I steamed up a fresh heap of broccoli for you
You`ve got calories to burn and some pounds to lose

Well you can bring that broccoli with squirrel and dumplings
Cause Cledus don`t stop eatin` for nuthin`

She said "I`ve cooked non-stop in this house for weeks
Time to get your big butt up on somewhere`s else to eat"
So I`ve been down to Shoney`s four times today
I hit the Sizzler and the Quincy`s they were on the way

I `bout blowed out my colon from buffet jumpin
Cause Cledus don`t stop a-eatin` for nuthin`

If you like love handles and big old buns
I`ve pounds of passion and tons of fun
I look like Flabio in my king-cab truck
To look like Brooks and Dunn I need a tummy tuck
YUUUUUCK

We got to find a little place where I can eat some more
Before I start rollin` on this hardwood floor
Heck down to Hooters break out the wings
Then make a run down to the border I`m an eatin` machine

Fire up the stove and keep the fat clams comin
Cause Cledus don`t stop eatin for nuthin`
If it`s all you can eat then you`ll see me runnin
Cause Cledus don`t stop eatin for nuthin`
Tell Richard Simmons he can kiss my (bump-kin ???)
Cause Cledus don`t stop eatin for nuthin`
Make my pies pumpkin
And my donuts Dunkin
Cause Cledus don`t stop…

 

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