Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere

Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC)

CHORUS
Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere
Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve.
Now you can say there`s no such thing as Santa,
But after suing John Deere, I believe...

He`d been a-guzzlin` old Jack Daniels
And smokin` that wacky weed-
He mixed it with his medication
And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice.

When we found him Christmas mornin`
We thought he had a heart attack.
But he had tar prints on his forehead
And incriminatin` hickies on his neck.
(ON HIS WHAT???)

CHORUS

But we`re all ashamed of Grandpa.
He took Grandma`s death too well.
Started watchin` porno movies
And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle.

It`s a better Christmas without Grandpa
Last year in church, he mooned the choir.
At first, we thought it was Alzheimer`s,
But looking back, we realized he was wired.

CHORUS

Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit
And they awarded me two mil.
You know Grandpa didn`t leave me nuthin`,
But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed.

Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras
Turned up on the grand jury,
(laughs) I bribed `em like Johnny Cochran
Did when they set O.J. Simpson free.
GUIL-TY!!!

CHORUS (x2)

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC) CHORUS Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve. Now you can say there`s no such thing as Santa, But after suing John Deere, I believe... He`d been a-guzzlin` old Jack Daniels And smokin` that wacky weed- He mixed it with his medication And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice. When we found him Christmas mornin` We thought he had a heart attack. But he had tar prints on his forehead And incriminatin` hickies on his neck. (ON HIS WHAT???) CHORUS But we`re all ashamed of Grandpa. He took Grandma`s death too well. Started watchin` porno movies And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle. It`s a better Christmas without Grandpa Last year in church, he mooned the choir. At first, we thought it was Alzheimer`s, But looking back, we realized he was wired. CHORUS Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit And they awarded me two mil. You know Grandpa didn`t leave me nuthin`, But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed. Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras Turned up on the grand jury, (laughs) I bribed `em like Johnny Cochran Did when they set O.J. Simpson free. GUIL-TY!!! CHORUS (x2) Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43895.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet » Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin` Problem » Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life » Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World » Cledus T. Judd - Hazel`s Homemade Hallelujah Punch » Cledus T. Judd - My Voice » Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd » Cledus T. Judd - She`s Inflatable » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Third » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King » Cledus T. Judd - New Car » Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I`m Sexy » Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine » Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody Girls D » Cledus T. Judd - I`m Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) » Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From the Whole Fam Damil » Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin` » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Thi » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida » Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door Рекомендуем скачать: » Умка и Броневичок - Вся любовь » Успенская Люба - Бедное сердце » Умка и Броневичок - Меня больше нет » Умка и Броневичок - Играть в своё лото » Ундервуд - Ампутация » Урфин Джюс - Соблюдай дистанцию » Умка и Броневичок - Тактика выжженной земли » Урфин Джюс - Полный круг » Успенская Люба - Пропади ты пропадом » Умка и Броневичок - Белый конь » Устинов Юрий - Бешеные кони облаков » Умка и Броневичок - Мимо меня » Успенская Люба - Случайные связи » Устинов Юрий - Город назывался Человеком » Умка и Броневичок - Темная вода » Успенская Люба - Пропадаю я » Уматурман - Ты ушла » Успенская Люба - Гитара » Умка и Броневичок - Индейское лето » Уматурман - Китаец Чонь Суй
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