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| Меню» Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное | Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC) CHORUS Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve. Now you can say there`s no such thing as Santa, But after suing John Deere, I believe... He`d been a-guzzlin` old Jack Daniels And smokin` that wacky weed- He mixed it with his medication And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice. When we found him Christmas mornin` We thought he had a heart attack. But he had tar prints on his forehead And incriminatin` hickies on his neck. (ON HIS WHAT???) CHORUS But we`re all ashamed of Grandpa. He took Grandma`s death too well. Started watchin` porno movies And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle. It`s a better Christmas without Grandpa Last year in church, he mooned the choir. At first, we thought it was Alzheimer`s, But looking back, we realized he was wired. CHORUS Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit And they awarded me two mil. You know Grandpa didn`t leave me nuthin`, But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed. Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras Turned up on the grand jury, (laughs) I bribed `em like Johnny Cochran Did when they set O.J. Simpson free. GUIL-TY!!! CHORUS (x2) 
 
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