Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Goodbye Squirrel

Parody of "Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks (Dennis Linde) EMI Blackwood Music, Inc. on behalf of itself and Rising Gorge music (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC))/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)

(Be vewy vewy qwietвЂ¦we are huntin` somethin`)

Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men
Set in our backwoods ways
Both members of the huntin` club
Both active in the NRA
(National Redneck Association)

We scouted a location where we had no doubt
We`d kill the biggest buck in the world
(About a 34-pointer)
Harold waited in his tree stand
But all he seen was a squirrel

Dang near two weeks since the season started
And neither one of us was amused
(HA HA HA)
We had on real tree camo, high-powered ammo
But no big game to shoot

Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse
Harold had him in his crosshairs
(Shoot him!)
But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us
And landed in Harold`s hair
(Dang, get it out! Dang!)

Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed
Like a wimp he laid there cryin
Till I climbed on down,
Picked him up off the ground
And it didn`t take us long to decide,
That squirrel had to die

Goodbye squirrel
With black-eyed peas,
You`re gonna taste good to me
Squirrel
It`s you or me,
Come on out of that tree
Squirrel
Hey guess what,
You`ve eaten your last nut
Squirrel

Me and Harold went down to the surplus store
Bought a keg of dynamite
Two baseball bats and a case of M-80s
We were in for one heck of a fight
(We`ll show you!)

When you`re huntin` with dumb and dumber
Something`s surely bound to go wrong
(Now be careful)
And when Harold lit that real short fuse
I knew it wouldn`t be long

When the dynamite blew,
Harold`s foot did too
And fingers began to fly
(Fly)
We were barely alive
When the game warden arrived
And much to our surprise,
That squirrel didn`t die
(Gosh!)

Goodbye squirrel
Just one more shot,
You`ll be in my crock pot
Squirrel
You`ll make a lunch,
You overgrown chipmunk
Squirrel
I`ll skin ya hide,
And make a hat when it`s dry
Squirrel

(Deadgum Earl, Ronnie Milsap could shoot better than you
Gimme that, I said gimme that gun
Look out!
Look out, duck!
I think I killed somethin`)

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Goodbye Squirrel Parody of "Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks (Dennis Linde) EMI Blackwood Music, Inc. on behalf of itself and Rising Gorge music (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC))/Of Music Inc. (SESAC) (Be vewy vewy qwietвЂ¦we are huntin` somethin`) Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men Set in our backwoods ways Both members of the huntin` club Both active in the NRA (National Redneck Association) We scouted a location where we had no doubt We`d kill the biggest buck in the world (About a 34-pointer) Harold waited in his tree stand But all he seen was a squirrel Dang near two weeks since the season started And neither one of us was amused (HA HA HA) We had on real tree camo, high-powered ammo But no big game to shoot Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse Harold had him in his crosshairs (Shoot him!) But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us And landed in Harold`s hair (Dang, get it out! Dang!) Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed Like a wimp he laid there cryin Till I climbed on down, Picked him up off the ground And it didn`t take us long to decide, That squirrel had to die Goodbye squirrel With black-eyed peas, You`re gonna taste good to me Squirrel It`s you or me, Come on out of that tree Squirrel Hey guess what, You`ve eaten your last nut Squirrel Me and Harold went down to the surplus store Bought a keg of dynamite Two baseball bats and a case of M-80s We were in for one heck of a fight (We`ll show you!) When you`re huntin` with dumb and dumber Something`s surely bound to go wrong (Now be careful) And when Harold lit that real short fuse I knew it wouldn`t be long When the dynamite blew, Harold`s foot did too And fingers began to fly (Fly) We were barely alive When the game warden arrived And much to our surprise, That squirrel didn`t die (Gosh!) Goodbye squirrel Just one more shot, You`ll be in my crock pot Squirrel You`ll make a lunch, You overgrown chipmunk Squirrel I`ll skin ya hide, And make a hat when it`s dry Squirrel (Deadgum Earl, Ronnie Milsap could shoot better than you Gimme that, I said gimme that gun Look out! Look out, duck! I think I killed somethin`) Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Goodbye Squirrel: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43893.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reinde » Cledus T. Judd - I`m Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) » Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk » Cledus T. Judd - Don`t Serve Beans » Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy » Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I`m Sexy » Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From the Whole Fam Damil » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Third » Cledus T. Judd - Don`t Mess With America » Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready » Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size » Cledus T. Judd - (She`s Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatl » Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style » Cledus T. Judd - Tree`s On Fire » Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer » Cledus T. Judd - Shania I`m Broke » Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door » Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody Gone CountryAlan Jack » Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life » Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent Рекомендуем скачать: » Эдуард Хиль - Баллада о красках » Эли Бар-Яалом - Триптих » Эли Бар-Яалом - Песня ваганта-однодневки » Элизиум - Как гоген » Эли Бар-Яалом - Свадьба » Эли Бар-Яалом, Юлия Могилевер - В пустыне » Эвелина Блёданс - Придуманная любовь » Эли Бар-Яалом - Дон Хуан из Флорации » Эли Бар-Яалом - Маниакально-депрессивный марш » Эли Бар-Яалом - Маленькие демиурги в городе Екатеринбурге... » Эвелина Блёданс - Неон » Эдуард Хиль - Пора в путь-дорогу » Эли Бар-Яалом, Михаил Атлас - Бригитта » Э.Пьеха - Наш сосед » Эли Бар-Яалом - Чудесное возвращение Ктулу » Эмилия Розенштейн - Как сладко привыкать к наркотику любви... » Эльдус Сайфулин - Снег » Эли Бар-Яалом - Баюкалка » Эдуард Гончаров - Звездопад » Эли Бар-Яалом - Ворона блюз
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