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Parody of "Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks (Dennis Linde) EMI Blackwood Music, Inc. on behalf of itself and Rising Gorge music (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC))/Of Music Inc. (SESAC) (Be vewy vewy qwiet…we are huntin` somethin`) Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men Set in our backwoods ways Both members of the huntin` club Both active in the NRA (National Redneck Association) We scouted a location where we had no doubt We`d kill the biggest buck in the world (About a 34-pointer) Harold waited in his tree stand But all he seen was a squirrel Dang near two weeks since the season started And neither one of us was amused (HA HA HA) We had on real tree camo, high-powered ammo But no big game to shoot Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse Harold had him in his crosshairs (Shoot him!) But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us And landed in Harold`s hair (Dang, get it out! Dang!) Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed Like a wimp he laid there cryin Till I climbed on down, Picked him up off the ground And it didn`t take us long to decide, That squirrel had to die Goodbye squirrel With black-eyed peas, You`re gonna taste good to me Squirrel It`s you or me, Come on out of that tree Squirrel Hey guess what, You`ve eaten your last nut Squirrel Me and Harold went down to the surplus store Bought a keg of dynamite Two baseball bats and a case of M-80s We were in for one heck of a fight (We`ll show you!) When you`re huntin` with dumb and dumber Something`s surely bound to go wrong (Now be careful) And when Harold lit that real short fuse I knew it wouldn`t be long When the dynamite blew, Harold`s foot did too And fingers began to fly (Fly) We were barely alive When the game warden arrived And much to our surprise, That squirrel didn`t die (Gosh!) Goodbye squirrel Just one more shot, You`ll be in my crock pot Squirrel You`ll make a lunch, You overgrown chipmunk Squirrel I`ll skin ya hide, And make a hat when it`s dry Squirrel (Deadgum Earl, Ronnie Milsap could shoot better than you Gimme that, I said gimme that gun Look out! Look out, duck! I think I killed somethin`)
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