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Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee. This is what Cledus T. wants... If Shania was mine Wouldn`t be proud of me Couldn`t hardly blame her Cuz I`m so derned ugly But on our first date We could have a good time If I got her on the moonshine If Shania was mine Say it fit just right Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight And there`s no way I`d have a bad hair day Cuz I`d buy a new toupee` Oh, I`d love to seduce her But she married her producer Now all I do is pray, pray, pray! She`ll get a deevorce someday If Shania was mine I`d probably lose my mind If she only squeezed me, teased me Pleased me one good time And if she only knew All the things I`d do I`d be the lawn mowin, crop growin Tater peelin, house cleanin kind If Shania was mine Ha huh If Shania was mine She`d have to agree Can`t no one cook road kill better than me Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback She`d say "Mmm, I like it like that" cha... Now all I do is wonder Whose bed have her boots been under I wish she`d hadda been mine Now I whine, whine! That girl is so doggone fine If Shania was mine I think I`d go slap blind Starin` at her yummy little tummy And her booty shakin` round behind And if she only knew All the things I`d do I`d be the lawn mowin` crop growin` Tater peelin` house cleanin` kind If Shania, if Shania, if Shania, If Shania, if Shania (ACK HACK) Now was that Mutt Lange or Deewight Yokel When she shimmies and shakes It`s more than I can take Oh, what she does to me in them videos Wife`s gonna leave me if I don`t explain What I see in Shania Twain I`d love to see her in a magazine Centerfold if you know what I mean Oh me-a oh my-a I wish that Shania Would buy me a house in South Carolina Two, four, six, eight, nine Oh I wish that Shania was mine! he he he huh huh Want to be a gal of mine...
Прямая ссылка на текст песни If Shania Was Mine: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43905.html » Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl » Cledus T. Judd - It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy » Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet » Cledus T. Judd - Don`t Mess With America » Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style » Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size » Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incid » Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn`t Pop » Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow » Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door » Cledus T. Judd - My Voice » Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy » Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Al » Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World » Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine » Cledus T. Judd - I`m Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) » Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready » Cledus T. Judd - Breath » Cledus T. Judd - New Car » Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon |
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