Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.

This is what Cledus T. wants...

If Shania was mine
Wouldn`t be proud of me
Couldn`t hardly blame her
Cuz I`m so derned ugly
But on our first date
We could have a good time
If I got her on the moonshine

If Shania was mine
Say it fit just right
Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight
And there`s no way
I`d have a bad hair day
Cuz I`d buy a new toupee`

Oh, I`d love to seduce her
But she married her producer
Now all I do is pray, pray, pray!
She`ll get a deevorce someday

If Shania was mine
I`d probably lose my mind
If she only squeezed me, teased me
Pleased me one good time
And if she only knew
All the things I`d do
I`d be the lawn mowin, crop growin
Tater peelin, house cleanin kind
If Shania was mine

Ha huh

If Shania was mine
She`d have to agree
Can`t no one cook road kill better than me
Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback
She`d say "Mmm, I like it like that" cha...
Now all I do is wonder
Whose bed have her boots been under
I wish she`d hadda been mine
Now I whine, whine!
That girl is so doggone fine

If Shania was mine
I think I`d go slap blind
Starin` at her yummy little tummy
And her booty shakin` round behind
And if she only knew
All the things I`d do
I`d be the lawn mowin` crop growin`
Tater peelin` house cleanin` kind
If Shania, if Shania, if Shania,
If Shania, if Shania (ACK HACK)

Now was that Mutt Lange or Deewight Yokel

When she shimmies and shakes
It`s more than I can take
Oh, what she does to me in them videos
Wife`s gonna leave me if I don`t explain
What I see in Shania Twain
I`d love to see her in a magazine
Centerfold if you know what I mean
Oh me-a oh my-a
I wish that Shania
Would buy me a house in South Carolina
Two, four, six, eight, nine
Oh I wish that Shania was mine!
he he he huh huh
Want to be a gal of mine...

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee. This is what Cledus T. wants... If Shania was mine Wouldn`t be proud of me Couldn`t hardly blame her Cuz I`m so derned ugly But on our first date We could have a good time If I got her on the moonshine If Shania was mine Say it fit just right Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight And there`s no way I`d have a bad hair day Cuz I`d buy a new toupee` Oh, I`d love to seduce her But she married her producer Now all I do is pray, pray, pray! She`ll get a deevorce someday If Shania was mine I`d probably lose my mind If she only squeezed me, teased me Pleased me one good time And if she only knew All the things I`d do I`d be the lawn mowin, crop growin Tater peelin, house cleanin kind If Shania was mine Ha huh If Shania was mine She`d have to agree Can`t no one cook road kill better than me Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback She`d say "Mmm, I like it like that" cha... Now all I do is wonder Whose bed have her boots been under I wish she`d hadda been mine Now I whine, whine! That girl is so doggone fine If Shania was mine I think I`d go slap blind Starin` at her yummy little tummy And her booty shakin` round behind And if she only knew All the things I`d do I`d be the lawn mowin` crop growin` Tater peelin` house cleanin` kind If Shania, if Shania, if Shania, If Shania, if Shania (ACK HACK) Now was that Mutt Lange or Deewight Yokel When she shimmies and shakes It`s more than I can take Oh, what she does to me in them videos Wife`s gonna leave me if I don`t explain What I see in Shania Twain I`d love to see her in a magazine Centerfold if you know what I mean Oh me-a oh my-a I wish that Shania Would buy me a house in South Carolina Two, four, six, eight, nine Oh I wish that Shania was mine! he he he huh huh Want to be a gal of mine... Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни If Shania Was Mine: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43905.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin` » Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown » Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spittin » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida » Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From the Whole Fam Damil » Cledus T. Judd - Breath » Cledus T. Judd - My Voice » Cledus T. Judd - Shania I`m Broke » Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein » Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody Gone CountryAlan Jack » Cledus T. Judd - It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody It` » Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Al » Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door » Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don`t Stop Eatin` for Nuthin` » Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin` You » Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin` » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Thi » Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon » Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody Girls D Рекомендуем скачать: » Марат Фридлянд - Серенада » Михаил Щербаков - Мое королевство » Манка - Ответ » Михаил Атлас - Дэнни Дивер » Михаил Анчаров - Любовницы » Мария Махова - Я знаю, что промчится год... » Михаил Щербаков - Завещание безумца » Михаил Муратов - Ненаписанный вальс » Маша Распутина - Роза чайная (Ф. Киркоров + М. Распутина) » Михаил Володин - 23 декабря » Машина Времени - Мы много дорог повидали на свете » Машина Времени - Не дай мне упасть » Марина Бабич - Краски » Мумий Тролль - Блудливые коты » Михаил Щербаков - Еще заклинание » Мария Кочеткова - Нарисуй мою печаль акварелью... » Мария Махова - Призывают нас к ответу... » Мин-Нет - Москва 2003 » Максим Дунаевский - Только мне рассказывали так » Михаил Сипер, Василий Мешавкин - Длинноволосый музыкант...
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