Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

Parody of The Devil Went Down To Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band (J. Crain/C. Daniels/W.Hayward/J. Marshall) Cabin Fever Music (BMI).
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin` for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank repo`d his wheels
When he came across this old man down at Jalopy`s Used Car Lot
Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said, "Feller, let me tell ya what
Now I`m not gon` be proud of the deed I`m `bout to do
Well, no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere, so I`m gonna steal a car from you
Now I`ve seen you`re selection here, and I admit the pickins are few
I know the Pinto`s gold, but consider it stoled, `cause I got a show to do."

The man said, "My name`s Jalopy," as he gave an evil grin
`Cause he knew that car wouldn`t get too far `fore the motor blew up again

Cledus you better hit the road if you`re gonna be a star
The show`s way up in Georgia, and you`re op`nin up for Garth
You`re future`s ridin` on this shiny Pinto painted gold
And if you`re late it`s Jeff Foxworthy`s show

Oh gosh! A pinto my foot. It drives more like a horse and buggy. Dern!

Cledus said, "No way in heck he`s gonna op`m up that show."
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front tire blowed
Then he pushed that wreck across the street, `n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried `n tried to start `er up, but it sounded somethin` like this
.......Come on,...come on,...oh gosh! I`m in a mess.
What am I gonna do?
My one big shot for Garth Brooks.
Aw-hehe-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, oh dern it!

When Cledus opened up the hood, he said, "I`ll be a son of a gun!"
And it didn`t take long to figure out why the heck it wouldn`t run

Fire from the engine, lots of smoke
He can already hear them redneck jokes
Dadblamed oilpan layn` in the road
Will he make the show? Heck no, heck no!

Ho-ho. (whistle) Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab, somebody!
I`ll show him a redneck.
He`ll have a red neck when I get my hands around his throat.
I`m sick of it.

Cledus shook his head as he watched Foxworthy`s show
And he heard him joke of how he passed a burnin` old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You`ll never get the chance again."
As he gave the check to that derned redneck who drove a Mercedes Benz
He said, "Tough break big guy. Before I go,
Would ya like to hear another redneck joke?
Did you know I got my own t.v. show?"
Well, does anybody watch it? No, heck no!

Well, you might be a redneck if your momma and daddy catches ya out behind the barn whippin` Jeff Foxworthy for talkin` about rednecks all time.
Ah shoot, I`m jes kiddin` Jeff.
I wished I could be your best friend. Do you like me? I`d love to be on your t.v. show.
Come here to me!

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida Parody of The Devil Went Down To Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band (J. Crain/C. Daniels/W.Hayward/J. Marshall) Cabin Fever Music (BMI). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee. Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin` for a car to steal He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank repo`d his wheels When he came across this old man down at Jalopy`s Used Car Lot Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said, "Feller, let me tell ya what Now I`m not gon` be proud of the deed I`m `bout to do Well, no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere, so I`m gonna steal a car from you Now I`ve seen you`re selection here, and I admit the pickins are few I know the Pinto`s gold, but consider it stoled, `cause I got a show to do." The man said, "My name`s Jalopy," as he gave an evil grin `Cause he knew that car wouldn`t get too far `fore the motor blew up again Cledus you better hit the road if you`re gonna be a star The show`s way up in Georgia, and you`re op`nin up for Garth You`re future`s ridin` on this shiny Pinto painted gold And if you`re late it`s Jeff Foxworthy`s show Oh gosh! A pinto my foot. It drives more like a horse and buggy. Dern! Cledus said, "No way in heck he`s gonna op`m up that show." Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front tire blowed Then he pushed that wreck across the street, `n man was Cledus tissed And he tried `n tried to start `er up, but it sounded somethin` like this .......Come on,...come on,...oh gosh! I`m in a mess. What am I gonna do? My one big shot for Garth Brooks. Aw-hehe-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, oh dern it! When Cledus opened up the hood, he said, "I`ll be a son of a gun!" And it didn`t take long to figure out why the heck it wouldn`t run Fire from the engine, lots of smoke He can already hear them redneck jokes Dadblamed oilpan layn` in the road Will he make the show? Heck no, heck no! Ho-ho. (whistle) Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab, somebody! I`ll show him a redneck. He`ll have a red neck when I get my hands around his throat. I`m sick of it. Cledus shook his head as he watched Foxworthy`s show And he heard him joke of how he passed a burnin` old Pinto Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You`ll never get the chance again." As he gave the check to that derned redneck who drove a Mercedes Benz He said, "Tough break big guy. Before I go, Would ya like to hear another redneck joke? Did you know I got my own t.v. show?" Well, does anybody watch it? No, heck no! Well, you might be a redneck if your momma and daddy catches ya out behind the barn whippin` Jeff Foxworthy for talkin` about rednecks all time. Ah shoot, I`m jes kiddin` Jeff. I wished I could be your best friend. Do you like me? I`d love to be on your t.v. show. Come here to me! Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Cledus Went Down To Florida: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43884.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin` Problem » Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incid » Cledus T. 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