Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody It`

(Cledus T. Judd/Christopher Clark/Rich Fagan/Darin Gardner)

"Mm, mm, mm, mm. You know I`m really gonna miss you, sugar britches."
"I`m gonna miss you too, bub."
"Now I`m only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a few things I need you to do while I`m gone."
"Oh, I figured there`s somethin`!"
"Oh, quit complainin`.
All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges, paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath, defrost the fridge, clean out the garage, sweep the chimney, and I`ll see you on Monday. I love you boogie, boogie."
"I love you too. An` don`t you worry `bout me. I`ll be just fine."

I`ve got my socks dryin` in the microwave,
Hair on my back I don`t plan to shave.
I`ve got the house to myself while the wife`s away.
I`ll be rockin` all night!

Yeah, I think I`ll drink me an ice cold brew.
Lounge in my boxers like I used to do.
There`ll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no,
I`ll be watchin` the fight.

Well, it`s a great day to be a guy,
Played cards with my buddies until sunrise,
You know, I never thought that my neighbor would,
Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good!

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake;
Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake.
Best ball I hit was when I stepped on a rake,
Oh, well it wasn`t too bright.

Now I look in the fridge an` what do I see?
Last night`s pizza starin` back at me.
Pepperoni and anchovies:
What a beautiful sight.

Well, it`s a great day to be a guy,
Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin` at flies.
Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill.
I don`t wanna burn my weiners but I probably will.

That fried boloney and cheese macaroni,
Tasted good this afternoon.
But now I`m passin` some serious gas and,
I might have to leave the room.
Pee - hee!

Well, I might go get me a new hairdo.
Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth.
Might even get me a gold front tooth.
Whoa,hah,yeah!!

And it`s a great day to be a guy,
But when my wife gets home, she`s gonna tan my hide.
I`ll be hung over but a lookin` good,
From a week of reliving my bachelorhood.
It`s a great day to be a guy,
But another week of this and I`d probably die.
I tend to party harder than I should,
When my wife`s not here to make me be good!
Yeah hoo!

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody It` (Cledus T. Judd/Christopher Clark/Rich Fagan/Darin Gardner) "Mm, mm, mm, mm. You know I`m really gonna miss you, sugar britches." "I`m gonna miss you too, bub." "Now I`m only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a few things I need you to do while I`m gone." "Oh, I figured there`s somethin`!" "Oh, quit complainin`. All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges, paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath, defrost the fridge, clean out the garage, sweep the chimney, and I`ll see you on Monday. I love you boogie, boogie." "I love you too. An` don`t you worry `bout me. I`ll be just fine." I`ve got my socks dryin` in the microwave, Hair on my back I don`t plan to shave. I`ve got the house to myself while the wife`s away. I`ll be rockin` all night! Yeah, I think I`ll drink me an ice cold brew. Lounge in my boxers like I used to do. There`ll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no, I`ll be watchin` the fight. Well, it`s a great day to be a guy, Played cards with my buddies until sunrise, You know, I never thought that my neighbor would, Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good! I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake; Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake. Best ball I hit was when I stepped on a rake, Oh, well it wasn`t too bright. Now I look in the fridge an` what do I see? Last night`s pizza starin` back at me. Pepperoni and anchovies: What a beautiful sight. Well, it`s a great day to be a guy, Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin` at flies. Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill. I don`t wanna burn my weiners but I probably will. That fried boloney and cheese macaroni, Tasted good this afternoon. But now I`m passin` some serious gas and, I might have to leave the room. Pee - hee! Well, I might go get me a new hairdo. Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth. Might even get me a gold front tooth. Whoa,hah,yeah!! And it`s a great day to be a guy, But when my wife gets home, she`s gonna tan my hide. I`ll be hung over but a lookin` good, From a week of reliving my bachelorhood. It`s a great day to be a guy, But another week of this and I`d probably die. I tend to party harder than I should, When my wife`s not here to make me be good! Yeah hoo! Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody It`: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43907.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Third » Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incid » Cledus T. Judd - Let`s Burn One » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody The » Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown » Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer » Cledus T. Judd - I`m Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) » Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World » Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody Gone CountryAlan Jack » Cledus T. Judd - Breath » Cledus T. Judd - She`s Inflatable » Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida » Cledus T. Judd - Breath (Parody BreatheFaith Hill) » Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl » Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine (Parody Any Man Of Mi » Cledus T. Judd - Shania I`m Broke » Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style » Cledus T. Judd - Tree`s On Fire » Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Al Рекомендуем скачать: » Елена Фролова - Так глубоко зарыт ты, так зарыт... » Елена Казанцева - На лестнице... Вот рука... » Евгений Келлер - Начало осени » Евгений Романов - Блюз Сестрица » Елена Решетняк - Я улетаю ждать » Евгений Романов - (Стихи) » Евгений Банников - Хан-Тенгри » Ефим Ташлицкий - Молитва » Евгений Клячкин - Фишка №2 » Елена Фролова - Бегущая девочка » Евгений Келлер - Кулик » Евгений Бабенко - Ответ Господа » Елена Фролова - Дочка-лодочка бежит по моей реке... » Елена Фролова - Земной печали звонкий лед... » Ежова Ира - Ива » Елена Фролова - Не улетай ввысь... » Ежова Ира - Свадьба » Ефим Ташлицкий - Ночная песенка » Евгений Исакевич - Менуэт зеркал » Евгений Бабенко - Сказка Третьего ущелья
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