Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

(Larry Johnson/Craig Martin/Cledus T. Judd)

Arnie`s Daddy said he`d take him fishin`,
If he`d just dig the bait.
He said: "Get lost, Dad, I`m watchin` mud wrestling,
"Go jump in the lake.
"Why don`t you take that neighbour girl?
"The one that favours our dog."
His dad said: "Son, she might sink the boat,
"She weighs more than our hog."
And Arnie said:

"She`s got a tackle box that you`d kill for,
"A ZebCo rod and reel.
"She won the Junior Bass Masters Tourney,
"And I just ate oatmeal,
"And I`m afraid I might hurl.
"Daddy, please, please take the girl."

Same limey boy, same large girl,
Eleven years with no date.
They finally married when they both realised,
They`d get a big tax break.
One night at the Laundrymat,
Washin` underwear.
A stranger pulled a water-gun;
Arnie soiled another pair, (Whoops.)
And whimpered:

Ain`t got no money, in my wallet.
She`s got the credit cards.
But they`re all run up over the limit,
Won`t get you very far.
And though her hair`s up in curls, and she looks like Milton Burle,
She ain`t wearin` fake pearls,
Mister please, please, please take the girl.

Well she ain`t bad when she gets a couple of coats of that cold
cream on her, and a sack over her head.

A toothless Arnie, a whale of a woman,
Forty years down the tune.
One day they found him with a shotgun,
Buck-naked on the roof.
Doctor`s said: "He`s lost his mind,
"We`ll have to take him away." (No o o o!)
As they strapped that straight jacket on him,
Someone heard him say -- he babled out loud:

If you`d lived with her, long as I have,
You`d be slap crazy too.
She`s the one that`s really a psycho,
More than a few screws loose.
She`s nutty as a squirrel;
Doctor, please, please take the girl.

Get her outta here!

Arnie`s Daddy said he`d take him fishin`,
If he`d just dig the bait.
Is it Tim McGraw or John Anderson,
I`m trying to imitate?

I`m sorry Tim!

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl (Larry Johnson/Craig Martin/Cledus T. Judd) Arnie`s Daddy said he`d take him fishin`, If he`d just dig the bait. He said: "Get lost, Dad, I`m watchin` mud wrestling, "Go jump in the lake. "Why don`t you take that neighbour girl? "The one that favours our dog." His dad said: "Son, she might sink the boat, "She weighs more than our hog." And Arnie said: "She`s got a tackle box that you`d kill for, "A ZebCo rod and reel. "She won the Junior Bass Masters Tourney, "And I just ate oatmeal, "And I`m afraid I might hurl. "Daddy, please, please take the girl." Same limey boy, same large girl, Eleven years with no date. They finally married when they both realised, They`d get a big tax break. One night at the Laundrymat, Washin` underwear. A stranger pulled a water-gun; Arnie soiled another pair, (Whoops.) And whimpered: Ain`t got no money, in my wallet. She`s got the credit cards. But they`re all run up over the limit, Won`t get you very far. And though her hair`s up in curls, and she looks like Milton Burle, She ain`t wearin` fake pearls, Mister please, please, please take the girl. Well she ain`t bad when she gets a couple of coats of that cold cream on her, and a sack over her head. A toothless Arnie, a whale of a woman, Forty years down the tune. One day they found him with a shotgun, Buck-naked on the roof. Doctor`s said: "He`s lost his mind, "We`ll have to take him away." (No o o o!) As they strapped that straight jacket on him, Someone heard him say -- he babled out loud: If you`d lived with her, long as I have, You`d be slap crazy too. She`s the one that`s really a psycho, More than a few screws loose. She`s nutty as a squirrel; Doctor, please, please take the girl. Get her outta here! Arnie`s Daddy said he`d take him fishin`, If he`d just dig the bait. Is it Tim McGraw or John Anderson, I`m trying to imitate? I`m sorry Tim! Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Please Take The Girl: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43923.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver » Cledus T. Judd - Tree`s On Fire » Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer » Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere » Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine (Parody Any Man Of Mi » Cledus T. Judd - Hazel`s Homemade Hallelujah Punch » Cledus T. Judd - Don`t Serve Beans » Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Third » Cledus T. Judd - Shania I`m Broke » Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet » Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life » Cledus T. Judd - It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody It` » Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody Girls D » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Thi » Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow » Cledus T. Judd - Let`s Burn One » Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I`m Sexy » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don`t Stop Eatin` for Nuthin` » Cledus T. Judd - Breath (Parody BreatheFaith Hill) Рекомендуем скачать: » Трио Маренич - Маки червонi » Технология - Город » Татьяна Афраймович - Благодетели-6 » Татьяна Афраймович - Долгая-3 » Татьяна Дрыгина - Зацвели абрикосы. Их медленный матовый свет... » Татьяна Дрыгина - Я отворю окно, я мир открою затемно... » Татьяна Глазкова - Сомнения, метания, скитания... » Тату - Полчаса » Тишинская Таня - Солдат » Т.Буланова - Вот и солнце село » Татьяна Глазкова - Незрелый март свои мотает сопли... » Татьяна Афраймович - Затянулось бабье ... » Татьяна Дрыгина - Иллюзии побед венчают видимость борьбы... » Тату - All About Us » Таня Буланова - Скажи мне правду атаман » Тимур Шаов - Астрологическая песня » Тату - Я теперь твой враг » Тишинская Таня - Взрослое кино » Тимур Шаов - Романс ревнивца » Тамара Гвердцители - Два крыла
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