Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

Parody of Ordinary Life by Chad Brock (Connie Harrington/Bonnie Baker), Magnolia Hill Music (ASCAP) (A division of McSpadden-Smith Music LLC).

New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)

Cledus at the kitchen table
Short of breath, legally disabled
Wife walks in, she`s so surprised
Can`t believe I`m still alive
I say I`m hungry for biscuits and gravy
That patty melt that you always made me
But I can`t eat that anymore

They say grease kills;
Tastes good to me
Day in, day out it`s all I eat
My third bypass, unclogged the valves
Just to clog them again
Never felt worse;
A constant thirst
Lordy how my left arm hurts
I blame my job, I blame my wife
For this coronary life

Cledus on the ER table
Vital signs ain`t too stable
Hey, Doc, I`m proud of you
I didn`t think that I`d pull through
Later in Intensive Care
I had the nurses laughing there
So thankful Blue Cross will pay

For the bills, my IVs
Four thousand dollar EKGs
That`s the last time I need
Angioplasty
It`s off I go to Type-O
To improve my cardio
It`s about time I said goodbye
To my coronary life

Sweat`s pouring off me at the health spa
The Stairmaster`s wore me out again
You know I can`t believe how much I miss
The way I used to live

I`d eat red meat,
Pickled pigs feet
Always craving something sweet
My food was fast,
But that`s the past
I can`t eat fat again
Aerobicize,
Reduced my thighs
No more German chocolate pie
I miss my fudge, I miss my fries
And my coronary life

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life Parody of Ordinary Life by Chad Brock (Connie Harrington/Bonnie Baker), Magnolia Hill Music (ASCAP) (A division of McSpadden-Smith Music LLC). New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC) Cledus at the kitchen table Short of breath, legally disabled Wife walks in, she`s so surprised Can`t believe I`m still alive I say I`m hungry for biscuits and gravy That patty melt that you always made me But I can`t eat that anymore They say grease kills; Tastes good to me Day in, day out it`s all I eat My third bypass, unclogged the valves Just to clog them again Never felt worse; A constant thirst Lordy how my left arm hurts I blame my job, I blame my wife For this coronary life Cledus on the ER table Vital signs ain`t too stable Hey, Doc, I`m proud of you I didn`t think that I`d pull through Later in Intensive Care I had the nurses laughing there So thankful Blue Cross will pay For the bills, my IVs Four thousand dollar EKGs That`s the last time I need Angioplasty It`s off I go to Type-O To improve my cardio It`s about time I said goodbye To my coronary life Sweat`s pouring off me at the health spa The Stairmaster`s wore me out again You know I can`t believe how much I miss The way I used to live I`d eat red meat, Pickled pigs feet Always craving something sweet My food was fast, But that`s the past I can`t eat fat again Aerobicize, Reduced my thighs No more German chocolate pie I miss my fudge, I miss my fries And my coronary life Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Coronary Life: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43886.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - Goodbye Squirrel » Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style » Cledus T. Judd - Don`t Mess With America » Cledus T. Judd - Breath (Parody BreatheFaith Hill) » Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow » Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door » Cledus T. Judd - Let`s Shoot Dove » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Third » Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd » Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere » Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is) » Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size » Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Al » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King » Cledus T. Judd - Breath » Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin` You » Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy » Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World » Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies » Cledus T. Judd - Don`t Serve Beans Рекомендуем скачать: » с аккордами Александр Гейнц и Сергей Данилов - Посвящение фее » с аккордами Точка Росы - Овраг » с аккордами Белый Игорь - На добрый вечер » с аккордами Александр Журбин - О, пощади » с аккордами Визбор Юрий - Зимний вечер синий » Сергей Шермецинский - Черно-белая ночь » Сергей Арно - Я то верю в себя, то не верю... » с аккордами Вера Матвеева - Зеленый чай » Светлана Смагина - Не уходи (песня) » с аккордами Визбор Юрий - Один рефрижератор » Станислав Колеников - Этот вечер начался закатом... » с аккордами Михаил Круг - Новый год, порядки новые » с аккордами Виктор Берковский - Трубачи » с аккордами Зимовье Зверей - Беспpеделица » с аккордами Ленинград - Давай » с аккордами Олег Медведев - Теплый Север » с аккордами Ляпис Трубецкой - Любовь » Света - По шоссе » с аккордами Фидошные песни - Тихо в ФИДО » Сергей Савицкий - Ах, как гитара любила старое тело дивана!..
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