Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

Parody of Ordinary Life by Chad Brock (Connie Harrington/Bonnie Baker), Magnolia Hill Music (ASCAP) (A division of McSpadden-Smith Music LLC).

New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)

Cledus at the kitchen table
Short of breath, legally disabled
Wife walks in, she`s so surprised
Can`t believe I`m still alive
I say I`m hungry for biscuits and gravy
That patty melt that you always made me
But I can`t eat that anymore

They say grease kills;
Tastes good to me
Day in, day out it`s all I eat
My third bypass, unclogged the valves
Just to clog them again
Never felt worse;
A constant thirst
Lordy how my left arm hurts
I blame my job, I blame my wife
For this coronary life

Cledus on the ER table
Vital signs ain`t too stable
Hey, Doc, I`m proud of you
I didn`t think that I`d pull through
Later in Intensive Care
I had the nurses laughing there
So thankful Blue Cross will pay

For the bills, my IVs
Four thousand dollar EKGs
That`s the last time I need
Angioplasty
It`s off I go to Type-O
To improve my cardio
It`s about time I said goodbye
To my coronary life

Sweat`s pouring off me at the health spa
The Stairmaster`s wore me out again
You know I can`t believe how much I miss
The way I used to live

I`d eat red meat,
Pickled pigs feet
Always craving something sweet
My food was fast,
But that`s the past
I can`t eat fat again
Aerobicize,
Reduced my thighs
No more German chocolate pie
I miss my fudge, I miss my fries
And my coronary life

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life Parody of Ordinary Life by Chad Brock (Connie Harrington/Bonnie Baker), Magnolia Hill Music (ASCAP) (A division of McSpadden-Smith Music LLC). New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC) Cledus at the kitchen table Short of breath, legally disabled Wife walks in, she`s so surprised Can`t believe I`m still alive I say I`m hungry for biscuits and gravy That patty melt that you always made me But I can`t eat that anymore They say grease kills; Tastes good to me Day in, day out it`s all I eat My third bypass, unclogged the valves Just to clog them again Never felt worse; A constant thirst Lordy how my left arm hurts I blame my job, I blame my wife For this coronary life Cledus on the ER table Vital signs ain`t too stable Hey, Doc, I`m proud of you I didn`t think that I`d pull through Later in Intensive Care I had the nurses laughing there So thankful Blue Cross will pay For the bills, my IVs Four thousand dollar EKGs That`s the last time I need Angioplasty It`s off I go to Type-O To improve my cardio It`s about time I said goodbye To my coronary life Sweat`s pouring off me at the health spa The Stairmaster`s wore me out again You know I can`t believe how much I miss The way I used to live I`d eat red meat, Pickled pigs feet Always craving something sweet My food was fast, But that`s the past I can`t eat fat again Aerobicize, Reduced my thighs No more German chocolate pie I miss my fudge, I miss my fries And my coronary life Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Coronary Life: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43886.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Third » Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere » Cledus T. Judd - (She`s Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatl » Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incid » Cledus T. Judd - She`s Inflatable » Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style » Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl » Cledus T. Judd - Don`t Serve Beans » Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin` » Cledus T. Judd - It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy » Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody Gone CountryAlan Jack » Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reinde » Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don`t Stop Eatin` for Nuthin` » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Thi » Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From the Whole Fam Damil » Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk » Cledus T. Judd - Tree`s On Fire » Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver Рекомендуем скачать: » Journey - Escape » Jewel - Nikos » jesus and mary chain - sugar ray \| guitar chord и Mp3 » Judy Garland - Bidin` My Time » Judas Priest - Call for The Priest » Jerry Jeff Walker - Round and Round [*] » Ja Rule f Alexus, Lloyd - Caught Up » jets to brazil - In The Summer`s When You Really Know » Jagged Edge - Drivin Me To Drink » Jimmy Buffett - Mental Floss » Jimi Hendrix - Little Ivey » James Taylor - Memphis » Juvenile f Lil Wayne, Turk - Hide Out Or Ride Out » Jon And Vangelis - He Is Sailing » Jadakiss f Kanye West - Gettin` it In » Jovanotti - Morirт d`Amore » Josie and the Pussycats - Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space » Jack Greene - Just Enough To Start Me Dreamin` » John Mellencamp - Weakest Moments » Jay-Z - Coming Of Age (Da Sequel)
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