Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

(James Beavers/Steven Beavers/Barry Poole)

Well, Lordy, mercy, I`s in a mess,
My wife run off with my TV set,
Didn`t bother me none that she had to go,
`Cept I`s gonna miss all my TV shows.

So I looked up to heaven, got down on my knees.
An` I cried: "Dear Lord, will you help me, please."
"I need a TV by tomorrow night,
"`Cos Rick Flare`s involved in a talent fight."

Well I guess my tytheing finally paid off,
`Cos early next mornin` shoulda seen what I saw.
Reached in my overhorse for my inhaler,
`Cos there`s a big brown box there, right in my trailer.

I used my truck keys, cut open the box,
I was hopin` for a Sony or a Microbox.
I looked at the name and thought: "Oh my gosh!
"This must be a new one called Macintosh."

Well my last TV was a whole lot wider,
But this`n here come with its own typewriter.
It had all the letters from A to Z,
I guess you just type in what you wanna see.

Well I thought I punched up: "You Done Help,"
But the TV Screen said World Wide Web.
Then I broke out in a cold, cold sweat:
I`s the first redneck on the internet.

He was the first red neck on the internet,
A bona fide, countrified, cyber-threat.
He went on line just one time,
And now they won`t forget,
The first redneck on the internet.

It was all so new, I shoulda taken my time,
But I slammed that mouse up in four-wheel drive.
Last time I did so much pointin` and clickin`
I had a .22 rifle shootin` at chickens.

Then, all of a sudden it occurred to me,
The power I had with this fancy TV.
I could get back at my ex-wife,
With the touch of a button, I could ruin her life.

So I got the number off her Mastercard,
I bought a new lift kit and four new tyres.
Then, I got on line to her bank account,
Went ahead and closed that sucker out.

I had her power and her water shut, slap, off.
The I sent an e-mail to her dead plain boss,
Lettin` him know that she told me,
She`d have his job by the end of the week.

He was the first red neck on the internet,
A bona fide, countrified, cyber-threat.
He went on line just one time,
And now they`ll never forget, (Won`t forget.)
The first redneck on the internet.

Now the moral of the story, as a matter of fact,
In a couple of days I got my TV back.
She said she`d like to come back, as well.
I told her to go straight to AOL.

Now, thank the Lord that the UPS,
For droppin` that box at Cledus` address.
If they ever wanna find him, it won`t take long,
Type www.cledus.com

To reach the first red neck on the internet,
A bona fide, countrified, cyber-threat.
He went on line just one time,
And now they`ll never forget, (Won`t forget.)
He was the first red neck on the internet.
The first red neck on the internet.

Hey Buck, p`preciate your help. You ARE the man.

World Wide Web, population Four Zillion. Cy hoot

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet (James Beavers/Steven Beavers/Barry Poole) Well, Lordy, mercy, I`s in a mess, My wife run off with my TV set, Didn`t bother me none that she had to go, `Cept I`s gonna miss all my TV shows. So I looked up to heaven, got down on my knees. An` I cried: "Dear Lord, will you help me, please." "I need a TV by tomorrow night, "`Cos Rick Flare`s involved in a talent fight." Well I guess my tytheing finally paid off, `Cos early next mornin` shoulda seen what I saw. Reached in my overhorse for my inhaler, `Cos there`s a big brown box there, right in my trailer. I used my truck keys, cut open the box, I was hopin` for a Sony or a Microbox. I looked at the name and thought: "Oh my gosh! "This must be a new one called Macintosh." Well my last TV was a whole lot wider, But this`n here come with its own typewriter. It had all the letters from A to Z, I guess you just type in what you wanna see. Well I thought I punched up: "You Done Help," But the TV Screen said World Wide Web. Then I broke out in a cold, cold sweat: I`s the first redneck on the internet. He was the first red neck on the internet, A bona fide, countrified, cyber-threat. He went on line just one time, And now they won`t forget, The first redneck on the internet. It was all so new, I shoulda taken my time, But I slammed that mouse up in four-wheel drive. Last time I did so much pointin` and clickin` I had a .22 rifle shootin` at chickens. Then, all of a sudden it occurred to me, The power I had with this fancy TV. I could get back at my ex-wife, With the touch of a button, I could ruin her life. So I got the number off her Mastercard, I bought a new lift kit and four new tyres. Then, I got on line to her bank account, Went ahead and closed that sucker out. I had her power and her water shut, slap, off. The I sent an e-mail to her dead plain boss, Lettin` him know that she told me, She`d have his job by the end of the week. He was the first red neck on the internet, A bona fide, countrified, cyber-threat. He went on line just one time, And now they`ll never forget, (Won`t forget.) The first redneck on the internet. Now the moral of the story, as a matter of fact, In a couple of days I got my TV back. She said she`d like to come back, as well. I told her to go straight to AOL. Now, thank the Lord that the UPS, For droppin` that box at Cledus` address. If they ever wanna find him, it won`t take long, Type www.cledus.com To reach the first red neck on the internet, A bona fide, countrified, cyber-threat. He went on line just one time, And now they`ll never forget, (Won`t forget.) He was the first red neck on the internet. The first red neck on the internet. Hey Buck, p`preciate your help. You ARE the man. World Wide Web, population Four Zillion. Cy hoot Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни First Redneck On The Internet: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43890.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - Breath (Parody BreatheFaith Hill) » Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World » Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody Girls D » Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life » Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin` You » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida » Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From the Whole Fam Damil » Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style » Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent » Cledus T. Judd - Hazel`s Homemade Hallelujah Punch » Cledus T. Judd - New Car » Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin` » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody The » Cledus T. Judd - I`m Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) » Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn`t Pop » Cledus T. Judd - Shania I`m Broke » Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days `Til Christmas » Cledus T. Judd - Breath » Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow » Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere Рекомендуем скачать: » Игорь Николаев - Золотое время » Иван Кучин - Вор и судья » Игорь Жук - Сновидение » Игорь Андриенко - Нежная Нирвана » Иван-Кайф - Кто-то » Ирина Карпинос - Зарисовочка » Иван-Кайф - Не весна » Ирина Шотт - Identify yourself » Игорь Николаев - Мой друг » Игорь Бяльский - Групповой полет » Игорь Жук - Магдалина » Игорь Андриенко - Когда огонь едва чадит » Иван Конев - Пора дождей » Ирина Салтыкова - Серые глаза » Ирина Левинзон - Гармонь » Иван Купала - Велик день » Иванушки Int. - Два океана » Илья Зускович - Ангел божий, ангел белый... » Ирина Маулер - Поэзия » Ирина Левинзон - Летнее варенье
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