Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine (Parody Any Man Of Mi

(Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain)

If Shania was mine, wouldn`t be proud of me,
Couldn`t hardly blame her `cos I`m so durned ugly.
But on our first date, we could have a good time,
If I got her on the moonshine.

If Shania was mine, say it fit just right,
Though the polyester suit was just a little too tight.
And there`s no way I`d have a bad hair day,
`Cos I`d buy a new toupee.
Oh. I`d love to seduce her,
But she married her producer.
Now all I do is pray, pray, pray,
She`ll get a gay boy some day.

If Shania was mine, I`d prob`ly lose my mind,
If she only squeezed me, teased me, pleased me one little time.
And if she only knew, all the things I`d do.
I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing,
`Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.
If Shania was mine.

Well, If Shania was mine, she`d have to agree,
Can`t no-one cook brocceel better than me.
And a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback,
She`s says: "Mmmmm. I like it like that!"
Now all I do is wonder,
Whose bed her boots have been under.
I wish it had`ve been mine, now, whine, whine,
That girl`s so doggone fine.

If Shania was mine, I think I`d go slap blind,
Starin` at her yummy little tummy and her booty shakin` round behind.
And if she only knew, all the things I`d do.
I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing,
`Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.

If Shania.
If Shania.
If Shania.

Now was that mud lime, or deep white, yokel?
When she shimmies, and shakes, it`s more than I can take.
Oh, what she does to me in them videos,.
Wife`s gonna leave me if I don`t explain, what I see in Shania Twain.
I`d love to see her in a magzine, centrefold if you know what I mean.
Oh, me a`, oh, my a`, I was Shania would buy me a house in South Carolina.
Two, four, six, eight, nine, I wish that Shania was mine.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine (Parody Any Man Of Mi (Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain) If Shania was mine, wouldn`t be proud of me, Couldn`t hardly blame her `cos I`m so durned ugly. But on our first date, we could have a good time, If I got her on the moonshine. If Shania was mine, say it fit just right, Though the polyester suit was just a little too tight. And there`s no way I`d have a bad hair day, `Cos I`d buy a new toupee. Oh. I`d love to seduce her, But she married her producer. Now all I do is pray, pray, pray, She`ll get a gay boy some day. If Shania was mine, I`d prob`ly lose my mind, If she only squeezed me, teased me, pleased me one little time. And if she only knew, all the things I`d do. I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing, `Tato peeling, house cleaning kind. If Shania was mine. Well, If Shania was mine, she`d have to agree, Can`t no-one cook brocceel better than me. And a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback, She`s says: "Mmmmm. I like it like that!" Now all I do is wonder, Whose bed her boots have been under. I wish it had`ve been mine, now, whine, whine, That girl`s so doggone fine. If Shania was mine, I think I`d go slap blind, Starin` at her yummy little tummy and her booty shakin` round behind. And if she only knew, all the things I`d do. I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing, `Tato peeling, house cleaning kind. If Shania. If Shania. If Shania. Now was that mud lime, or deep white, yokel? When she shimmies, and shakes, it`s more than I can take. Oh, what she does to me in them videos,. Wife`s gonna leave me if I don`t explain, what I see in Shania Twain. I`d love to see her in a magzine, centrefold if you know what I mean. Oh, me a`, oh, my a`, I was Shania would buy me a house in South Carolina. Two, four, six, eight, nine, I wish that Shania was mine. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни If Shania Was Mine (Parody Any Man Of Mi: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43904.html Все тексты песен: Cledus T. Judd » Cledus T. Judd - My Voice » Cledus T. Judd - Breath (Parody BreatheFaith Hill) » Cledus T. Judd - Tree`s On Fire » Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready » Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size » Cledus T. Judd - It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody It` » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Third » Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl » Cledus T. Judd - It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy » Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Al » Cledus T. Judd - (She`s Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatl » Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From the Whole Fam Damil » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Thi » Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spittin » Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin` Problem » Cledus T. Judd - She`s Inflatable » Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life » Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet » Cledus T. Judd - I`m Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) » Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon Рекомендуем скачать: » Александр Коротынский - Бард » Александр Суханов - Край света » Александр Дольский - Господа офицеры (Из к/ф Трактир на Пятницкой) » Александр Альшанский - Песня ветров » Александр Розенбаум - Песня невропатолога » А.Варум - Не сегодня » Арно Бабаджанян - Нет тебя родней » Александр Замогильнов - Другу » Андрей Терехов - Плоты-2001 » Алиса Мон - Алмаз » Александр Городницкий - Кожаные куртки » Андрей Масальский - Я ночью вычислил луну... » Авраам Руссо - Пленник » Александр Лаэртский - Хуй, говно и муравей » Александр Городницкий - Бухта Наталья » Андрей Соловьев - Я усну » Аркадий Дубинчик - Скалолазка » Андрей Корф - Гербарий » Александр Розенбаум - Песня куренного атамана Гришки, погибшего в родной станице Гремячей от руки своего кореша по пьянке » Александр Зацепин - Любовь нас выбирает (из к/ф "31 июня")
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