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| Меню» Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное | (Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain) If Shania was mine, wouldn`t be proud of me, Couldn`t hardly blame her `cos I`m so durned ugly. But on our first date, we could have a good time, If I got her on the moonshine. If Shania was mine, say it fit just right, Though the polyester suit was just a little too tight. And there`s no way I`d have a bad hair day, `Cos I`d buy a new toupee. Oh. I`d love to seduce her, But she married her producer. Now all I do is pray, pray, pray, She`ll get a gay boy some day. If Shania was mine, I`d prob`ly lose my mind, If she only squeezed me, teased me, pleased me one little time. And if she only knew, all the things I`d do. I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing, `Tato peeling, house cleaning kind. If Shania was mine. Well, If Shania was mine, she`d have to agree, Can`t no-one cook brocceel better than me. And a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback, She`s says: "Mmmmm. I like it like that!" Now all I do is wonder, Whose bed her boots have been under. I wish it had`ve been mine, now, whine, whine, That girl`s so doggone fine. If Shania was mine, I think I`d go slap blind, Starin` at her yummy little tummy and her booty shakin` round behind. And if she only knew, all the things I`d do. I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing, `Tato peeling, house cleaning kind. If Shania. If Shania. If Shania. Now was that mud lime, or deep white, yokel? When she shimmies, and shakes, it`s more than I can take. Oh, what she does to me in them videos,. Wife`s gonna leave me if I don`t explain, what I see in Shania Twain. I`d love to see her in a magzine, centrefold if you know what I mean. Oh, me a`, oh, my a`, I was Shania would buy me a house in South Carolina. Two, four, six, eight, nine, I wish that Shania was mine. 
 
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