INTRO: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here`s a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Isn`t it awfully nice to have a penis, Isn`t it frightfully good to have a dong? It`s swell to have a stiffy, It`s divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world`s biggest prick.
So three cheers for you will or John Thomas, Hooray for you`re one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, you`re wife`s best friend, Your percy or your cock, You can wrap it up in ribbions, You can slip it in your sock, But don`t take it out in public, or they will stick you in the dock, And you won`t come back.
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