Well, in this life there`s a couple of certs, One is death and the other`s a nurse, Well Lucy`s old and they say she`s passed it, But I gave her one and her tits were that big, And they said bollocks and they`re made of plastic, And that I never touched her, That`s just bagshit. Lucy Lastic, we shagged everywhere, On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs, Did you fuck? You`re making it up. Well I got a red pint round the back of our house, Are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse? I found his tail right up Lucy Lastic, The Russians are coming, this is drastic. So I closed the curtains and I sat on her belly, There was dogfood in her clevage, forgot about torn welly. Lucy Lastic`s got a great back, Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack. Was there fuck, you`re making it up. Lucy Lastic we shagged in a skip. Dead cats in her knickers, tea bags on her tits. We did it in a snowdrift in Wilderclough, But Lucy Lastic was loose enough, Lucy Lastic were loose enough, Lucy Lastic were loose enough, Lucy Lastic were loose enough.
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