Текст (слова) песни: macc lads - Sweatty Betty

Well, she wore big knickers,
And she worked on t` sewage farm,
I got me `and down `er jeans an`
I nearly lost half me arm.
But after ten pints,
Looked quite fit,
Couldn`t wait to get me hands
On her flabby tits.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty,
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
I`ve just got to get me gob
`Round her inverted nipples.
She had a massive arse
And sweatty breasts,
Thirty eight inch,
She were a mound of flesh.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweatty Betty, she`s got enormous thighs,
Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath,
Sweatty Betty, she`ll crush a man to death.
And I knew that she wanted me fer shag `er,
So I stabbed `er cunt with me mutton dagger,
I couldn`t believe the spots on her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty.
`An I`ve seen real Maccicians gerroff `ome
But you know me, I`ll shag endless buer.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweatty Betty, she`s got massive tits,
Sweatty Betty, she`s got a huge vagina,
Sweatty Betty, you`d fit a bus inside `er.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she`s so obscene,
Sweatty Betty, it doesn`t matter to me.
Sweatty Betty, she`s like a lump of lard,
Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard.
England`s Glory
Shut up and listen,
I`m gonna tell thee a story,
About me trip down south,
To the crotch of England`s glory.
Took some Dombies and a Bod can,
To make me fell at home,
I`m going down London,
Dig up paving stones.
Got to London half past six,
And I wished I`d never come,
`Cos there`s puffs down `ere
Drinkin` halves of larger,
Without notes from their mum`s.
No gravy at the chippy,
And what`s a savaloy?
Every pub were full of boring
Isling bottom boys.
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
An` a wife at home to fuck.
If I live to be forty,
I`ll never understand,
Why they`re up `till eleven,
To drink beer that`s second-hand.
Dialling 0625 on the telephone,
I shouts "pull us a pint of bitter ale
The night I`m comin` home."
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
Yeah, we are all just simple lads
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
(repeat)

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: macc lads - Sweatty Betty Well, she wore big knickers, And she worked on t` sewage farm, I got me `and down `er jeans an` I nearly lost half me arm. But after ten pints, Looked quite fit, Couldn`t wait to get me hands On her flabby tits. Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, So I said slap that and ride the ripples, I`ve just got to get me gob `Round her inverted nipples. She had a massive arse And sweatty breasts, Thirty eight inch, She were a mound of flesh. Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies, Sweatty Betty, she`s got enormous thighs, Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath, Sweatty Betty, she`ll crush a man to death. And I knew that she wanted me fer shag `er, So I stabbed `er cunt with me mutton dagger, I couldn`t believe the spots on her bum, She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty. `An I`ve seen real Maccicians gerroff `ome But you know me, I`ll shag endless buer. Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips, Sweatty Betty, she`s got massive tits, Sweatty Betty, she`s got a huge vagina, Sweatty Betty, you`d fit a bus inside `er. Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she`s so obscene, Sweatty Betty, it doesn`t matter to me. Sweatty Betty, she`s like a lump of lard, Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard. England`s Glory Shut up and listen, I`m gonna tell thee a story, About me trip down south, To the crotch of England`s glory. Took some Dombies and a Bod can, To make me fell at home, I`m going down London, Dig up paving stones. Got to London half past six, And I wished I`d never come, `Cos there`s puffs down `ere Drinkin` halves of larger, Without notes from their mum`s. No gravy at the chippy, And what`s a savaloy? Every pub were full of boring Isling bottom boys. We are all just simple lads, Never asked for much, Just twenty pints on a Friday night, An` a wife at home to fuck. If I live to be forty, I`ll never understand, Why they`re up `till eleven, To drink beer that`s second-hand. Dialling 0625 on the telephone, I shouts "pull us a pint of bitter ale The night I`m comin` home." We are all just simple lads, Never asked for much, Just twenty pints on a Friday night, And a wife at home to fuck. Yeah, we are all just simple lads Never asked for much, Just twenty pints on a Friday night, And a wife at home to fuck. (repeat) Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Sweatty Betty: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/112/1/33537.html Все тексты песен: macc lads » macc lads - The Lads From Macc » macc lads - Stoppy Back » macc lads - Twenty Pints » macc lads - Tab After Tab » macc lads - Miss Macclesfield » macc lads - No Sheep `til Buxton » macc lads - My Pub » macc lads - Lucy Lastic » macc lads - Charlotte » macc lads - Sweatty Betty » macc lads - failure with girls \| guitar chord и Mp3 » macc lads - Blackpool » macc lads - Now He`s A Poof » macc lads - Gordon`s Revenge » macc lads - Get Weavin` » macc lads - Fluffy Pup » macc lads - Dan`s Round Us `andbag » macc lads - Failure With Girls » macc lads - Dan`s Underpant » macc lads - Geordie Girl Рекомендуем скачать: » Леонид Курбатов - Девушка, милая! » Леонард Хируг - На кладбище » Леонид Семаков - Пером с крыла подбитого » Леонард Хируг - Так просто о чью-то ошибку пораниться!.. » Леонид Сергеев - На версальский дворец опускается вечер... » Лев Лещенко - Идет солдат по городу » Любовь Окунева - Приходи, поговорим... » Лина Милович - Sex по телефону » Леонид Ваксман - Провинциальный роман » Людмила Чеботарева - Испанские сны-3 » Леонид Сергеев - Ой, бегут, бегут лошадки, круг за кругом в никуда... » Леонид Агутин - Половина сердца » Лолита Милявская - Я в жалю » Любовь Захарченко - Выборы » Леонард Хируг - Дуэль со Вpеменем » Любовные истории - Не забывай обо мне » Лилия Хайлис - Любопытной Варваре... » Любовь Окунева - Радость моя » Любовные истории - Мы с тобой снова встретились » Лилия Третынко - Мы будем жить с тобой на разных небесах...
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