Текст (слова) песни: The Dead Milkmen - The Fez (Live version)
Hello, Colin; it`s the fez!
Who has angered the volcano god? (x4) You have angered the volcano god!
Bring me the head of Michael J. Fox! Ha ha ha ha!
Chonga the goat-boy`s in the village again (x2) He`s frightening the women and he`s raping the men because Chonga the goat-boy`s in the village again!
Aw, you kids won`t find a burrow owl up in a tree, that wily rascal lives in the ground. Ha ha ha ha!
Give me six dollars and sixty six cents worth of unleaded, and make it snappy! I`m driving my granddaughter to the abortion clinic. Ha ha ha ha!
Let`s play a game that I call kitchen in the dark You play it in the parlor, and not in the park I walked in the room and I served a lot of fruit But when it was all over You`ll know it was all bad! Let`s play a game that I call little Jack Horner Show those hams Sit in the corner Knock all round, put my fingers in a pie And when I pull them out you`ll know the reason why!
There` a time to be willing And a time to be able But ripping off the Butthole Surfers puts food on our table Ha ha ha ha!