Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - King of Suede

King of Suede
[King Of Pain/The Police/1983]

There`s a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They`re all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There`s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.
We`ve got every color, we`ve got ev`ry shade.
We`re located next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.
We got every fabric that was ever made,
But I`m known in this city as the King of Suede.

We got portly and regular and extra-long.
(Is my size up there?)
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
(Is my size up there?)
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
(Is my size up there?)
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.
(Is my size up there?)

Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made,
And it`s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,
`Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.

If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom,
(Is my size up there?)
We can get you the best one that`s made in Taiwan.
(Is my size up there?)
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too.
(Is my size up there?)
And we`ll sell `em all factory-direct to you.
(Is my size up there?)

Well, I never made it past the second grade.
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade.
But my friends are all thinking that I`ve got it made,
`Cause I`m known the world over as the King of Suede.

There`s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits.
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots.
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.
Do what you want, but don`t step on my blue suede shoes.

King of Suede.

Don`t miss out on our giant liquidation sale.
(Is my size up there?)
Look for our color catalog in next week`s mail.
(Is my size up there?)
There`s a sale on our double-knit slacks today.
It`s the same old sale as yesterday.

Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
There I am, right next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.
I got tough competition but I`m not afraid,
`Cause it`s my destiny to be the King of Suede.

King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
I`ll always be King of Suede.
I`ll always be King of Suede.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - King of Suede King of Suede [King Of Pain/The Police/1983] There`s a sale on our gabardine suits today. They`re all thirty percent off from yesterday. There`s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. We`ve got every color, we`ve got ev`ry shade. We`re located next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade. We got every fabric that was ever made, But I`m known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long. (Is my size up there?) We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. (Is my size up there?) We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. (Is my size up there?) With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. (Is my size up there?) Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, And it`s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, `Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, (Is my size up there?) We can get you the best one that`s made in Taiwan. (Is my size up there?) We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. (Is my size up there?) And we`ll sell `em all factory-direct to you. (Is my size up there?) Well, I never made it past the second grade. It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. But my friends are all thinking that I`ve got it made, `Cause I`m known the world over as the King of Suede. There`s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits. Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots. You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don`t step on my blue suede shoes. King of Suede. Don`t miss out on our giant liquidation sale. (Is my size up there?) Look for our color catalog in next week`s mail. (Is my size up there?) There`s a sale on our double-knit slacks today. It`s the same old sale as yesterday. Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, There I am, right next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade. I got tough competition but I`m not afraid, `Cause it`s my destiny to be the King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. I`ll always be King of Suede. I`ll always be King of Suede. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни King of Suede: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1006.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted to Spuds » Weird Al Yankovic - Gump » Weird Al Yankovic - Bohemian Polka » Weird Al Yankovic - Chicken Pot Pie » Weird Al Yankovic - The Check`s In The Mail » Weird Al Yankovic - 1985 Food Medley09Spameater » Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White » Weird Al Yankovic - One Of Those Days » Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong » Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy » Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Your Eyes Out » Weird Al Yankovic - She Never Told Me She Was A Mime » Weird Al Yankovic - You Make Me » Weird Al Yankovic - Lasagna » Weird Al Yankovic - Waffle King » Weird Al Yankovic - I Feel Like Throwin Up » Weird Al Yankovic - Good Old Days » Weird Al Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus » Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero » Weird Al Yankovic - Taco Grande Рекомендуем скачать: » Крематорий - Бегство » Кристина Орбакайте - Смородина » Красная Плесень - Триппер » КГБ - Несерьёзно » Крематорий - Прощай мое сердце (Гонцы за вином) » Константин Еремин - Друзья мои расходятся... » Кемеровский Евгений - Наша пятьдесят восьмая » Константин Афанасьев - Плотники » Крестовый туз - Под Ленинско-Кузнецком... (Земляки) » Константин Куксин - Вечные странники » Кино, Виктор Цой - Ночь » Константин Пронин - Обращение сына к поколению отцов » К.Никольский - Я бреду по бездорожью » Константин Никольский - Мой друг художник и поэт » Круг Михаил - Воробьи » Крестовый туз - ЖЕНА БИЗНЕСМЕНА (ТЕЛОХРАНИТЕЛЬ) » Красная Плесень - Надувная б. » Калинов мост - Сансара » Каркас - Облугленные глазницу » Кирилл Ривель - И нет конца, и нет начала...
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