Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - King of Suede

King of Suede
[King Of Pain/The Police/1983]

There`s a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They`re all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There`s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.
We`ve got every color, we`ve got ev`ry shade.
We`re located next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.
We got every fabric that was ever made,
But I`m known in this city as the King of Suede.

We got portly and regular and extra-long.
(Is my size up there?)
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
(Is my size up there?)
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
(Is my size up there?)
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.
(Is my size up there?)

Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made,
And it`s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,
`Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.

If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom,
(Is my size up there?)
We can get you the best one that`s made in Taiwan.
(Is my size up there?)
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too.
(Is my size up there?)
And we`ll sell `em all factory-direct to you.
(Is my size up there?)

Well, I never made it past the second grade.
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade.
But my friends are all thinking that I`ve got it made,
`Cause I`m known the world over as the King of Suede.

There`s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits.
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots.
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.
Do what you want, but don`t step on my blue suede shoes.

King of Suede.

Don`t miss out on our giant liquidation sale.
(Is my size up there?)
Look for our color catalog in next week`s mail.
(Is my size up there?)
There`s a sale on our double-knit slacks today.
It`s the same old sale as yesterday.

Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
There I am, right next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.
I got tough competition but I`m not afraid,
`Cause it`s my destiny to be the King of Suede.

King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
I`ll always be King of Suede.
I`ll always be King of Suede.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - King of Suede King of Suede [King Of Pain/The Police/1983] There`s a sale on our gabardine suits today. They`re all thirty percent off from yesterday. There`s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. We`ve got every color, we`ve got ev`ry shade. We`re located next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade. We got every fabric that was ever made, But I`m known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long. (Is my size up there?) We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. (Is my size up there?) We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. (Is my size up there?) With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. (Is my size up there?) Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, And it`s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, `Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, (Is my size up there?) We can get you the best one that`s made in Taiwan. (Is my size up there?) We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. (Is my size up there?) And we`ll sell `em all factory-direct to you. (Is my size up there?) Well, I never made it past the second grade. It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. But my friends are all thinking that I`ve got it made, `Cause I`m known the world over as the King of Suede. There`s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits. Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots. You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don`t step on my blue suede shoes. King of Suede. Don`t miss out on our giant liquidation sale. (Is my size up there?) Look for our color catalog in next week`s mail. (Is my size up there?) There`s a sale on our double-knit slacks today. It`s the same old sale as yesterday. Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, There I am, right next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade. I got tough competition but I`m not afraid, `Cause it`s my destiny to be the King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. I`ll always be King of Suede. I`ll always be King of Suede. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни King of Suede: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1006.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Gandhi II » Weird Al Yankovic - I`ll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Im » Weird Al Yankovic - Let Me Be Your Hog » Weird Al Yankovic - (This Song`s Just) Six Words Long » Weird Al Yankovic - Good Old Days » Weird Al Yankovic - Gravy on You » Weird Al Yankovic - I`ll Be Mellow When I`m Dead » Weird Al Yankovic - Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody) » Weird Al Yankovic - Midnight Star » Weird Al Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo » Weird Al Yankovic - Since You`ve Been Gone » Weird Al Yankovic - Born To Be Mild » Weird Al Yankovic - Frank`s 2000 TV » Weird Al Yankovic - Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut » Weird Al Yankovic - Don`t Wear Those Shoes » Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today » Weird Al Yankovic - Buy Me a Condo » Weird Al Yankovic - Waffle King » Weird Al Yankovic - I Think I`m a Clone Now » Weird Al Yankovic - Unicorn Рекомендуем скачать: » Яна Симон - Цветочные страсти » Яков Кофман - Я должен жить » Янка Дягилева - Рижская » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яна Симон - Творец и Муза » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Янка Дягилева - Про чертиков » Ярослав Юдин - Дети зимы » Яков Коган - По мертвым городам, как по своей квартире... » Яна Симон - Viol D`Amour » Яков Гальперштейн - Суздаль » Яков Кофман - Если в душе твоей песня звучит... » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яна Симон - Не при пудре-парике в тронной зале... » Яков Кофман - Россия Достоевского » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Гальперштейн - Аэропорт Кырен » Янка Дягилева - Мне придется отползать » Яна Симон - Диалог » Ярослав Юдин - Полюбила девочка
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