Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I`m laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn`t matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin` to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn`t matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty paper cut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died
So now I`m up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates
And it`s obvious he doesn`t like the Nehru jacket that I`m wearing
He tells me that they`ve got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn`t matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I`m laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn`t matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin` to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn`t matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty paper cut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I`m up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates And it`s obvious he doesn`t like the Nehru jacket that I`m wearing He tells me that they`ve got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity And every day he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn`t matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Everything You Know Is Wrong: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1233.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - King Of Suede » Weird Al Yankovic - Gotta Boogie » Weird Al Yankovic - Midnight Star » Weird Al Yankovic - 1985 Food Medley09Spameater » Weird Al Yankovic - Girls Just Want to Have Lunch » Weird Al Yankovic - Flatbush Avenue » Weird Al Yankovic - Toothless People » Weird Al Yankovic - Frank`s 2000 » Weird Al Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy » Weird Al Yankovic - I Remember Larry » Weird Al Yankovic - Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me » Weird Al Yankovic - Matter of Crust » Weird Al Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song » Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda Chant » Weird Al Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song » Weird Al Yankovic - Hooked On Polkas » Weird Al Yankovic - If I Could Make Love to a Bottle » Weird Al Yankovic - Born to Be Mild » Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda » Weird Al Yankovic - Crampton Comes Alive Рекомендуем скачать: » Шухрат Хусаинов - Сватовство д`Арманьяка » Шамиль Абряров - Ночь. Утро. » Шанхай - Зайчик » Шухрат Хусаинов - Посвящение Красноярску » Шелег Михаил - ПАМЯТНИК МИШКЕ ЯПОНЧИКУ » Шуфутинский Михаил - Карамболь » Шестое чувство - Ты хочешь быть самым нежным » Шухрат Хусаинов - Посвящение Сальери » Шапиро Александр - Гуляй,братва » Шухрат Хусаинов - Посвящается художнику Любови Старцевой » Шуфутинский Михаил - Вязаный жакет » Шелег Михаил - ПЛАНЕТА ЛЮБВИ » Шапиро Александр - Вы сейчас далеко » Шамиль Абряров - Тетива » Шамиль Абряров - Молчанье природы » Шелег Михаил - ДОЖДЬ » Шелег Михаил - В НАТУРЕ, АП! » Шапиро Александр - Играй,моя гитара » Шухрат Хусаинов - Ушедшему » Шухрат Хусаинов - Время идет, а шедевры не пишутся...
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