Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Living With A Hernia
All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough Doctor says there ain`t nothin` to discuss He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss
Living with a hernia All the time, such aggravation Living with a hernia Gonna be my ruination Living with a hernia Got to have an operation
Feel so old
Too much bad pain Good gawd, drives me insane Can`t run, barely crawl Got a bulge in my intestinal wall Walk real funny, bless my soul Can`t play tennis and it`s hard to bowl You can`t even do the splits now...Better call it quits now I`m sick of all this dancin` anyhow
Living with a hernia Hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia Had enough humiliation Living with a hernia Got to have an operation
I live with a hernia Can`t get up, can`t bend over Now I live with a hernia Wait a minute... You may not be familiar with the common types Of hernias that you could get So just settle down, let me clue you in There`s incomplete Epigastric Bladder Strangulated Lumbar hernia Richter`s hernia Obstructed Inguinal and Direct
Living with a hernia...Rupture! I said it`s causin` me such irritation Living with a hernia Have to have my medication Living with a hernia
I feel bad!
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