Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First I`m goin` shoppin` in my underwear
Then all of sudden I`m floating in mid air
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain`t heard nothin` yet
Next comes the part that I won`t ever forget
Now I`m bein` followed by these Russian spies
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries
Suddenly I`m bowling on the Starship Enterprise
I fall down a hole and that`s when I realize

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

All right!

Doctor, won`t you tell me, am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
See, I`m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And I`m back in the very same place I was before

Now I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

And I can`t bust out and I can`t break free
And it`s gettin` just a little too stuffy here for me
And I can`t go home and I can`t get loose
And I try to escape but it`s just no use

And I can`t ever leave and I can`t ever win
And we`re runnin` outta air and the walls are closin` in
And I can`t go back and I can`t get through
But Vanna since you`re here, why don`t you let me buy a vowel from you

Come on Vanna, come on!

Ow, buhhh

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
That`s right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I`m coming home from work but I forgot my address
I`m half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And I`m falling and falling and I guess you know the rest

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
N-n-n-night after night after night night night

Then I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means First I`m goin` shoppin` in my underwear Then all of sudden I`m floating in mid air My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain`t heard nothin` yet Next comes the part that I won`t ever forget Now I`m bein` followed by these Russian spies They give me some velcro, and an order of fries Suddenly I`m bowling on the Starship Enterprise I fall down a hole and that`s when I realize I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night All right! Doctor, won`t you tell me, am I going insane Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain See, I`m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door And I`m back in the very same place I was before Now I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night And I can`t bust out and I can`t break free And it`s gettin` just a little too stuffy here for me And I can`t go home and I can`t get loose And I try to escape but it`s just no use And I can`t ever leave and I can`t ever win And we`re runnin` outta air and the walls are closin` in And I can`t go back and I can`t get through But Vanna since you`re here, why don`t you let me buy a vowel from you Come on Vanna, come on! Ow, buhhh Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again That`s right, I even wake up screaming now and then See, I`m coming home from work but I forgot my address I`m half an hour late for my algebra test Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest And I`m falling and falling and I guess you know the rest I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White Stuck in a closet with Vanna White N-n-n-night after night after night night night Then I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya) I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya) I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1141.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - You Make Me » Weird Al Yankovic - We Got The Beef » Weird Al Yankovic - The Ballad of Kent Marlow » Weird Al Yankovic - This Song`s Just) Six Words Long » Weird Al Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog » Weird Al Yankovic - Twister » Weird Al Yankovic - This is the Life » Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda Chant » Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy » Weird Al Yankovic - You Dont Take Your Showers » Weird Al Yankovic - I`m So Sick Of You » Weird Al Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII » Weird Al Yankovic - Germs » Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky » Weird Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy » Weird Al Yankovic - Slime Creatures From Outer Space » Weird Al Yankovic - Isle Thing » Weird Al Yankovic - Fatter » Weird Al Yankovic - Finale » Weird Al Yankovic - Crampton Comes Alive Рекомендуем скачать: » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Коган - По мертвым городам, как по своей квартире... » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яна Симон - Игорю Качуре » Янка Дягилева - Нюркина песня » Ярослав Юдин - Посвящение сестре » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Кофман - Осколок » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Коган - Молитва Шарона » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Ярослав Юдин - Просто так » Ян Френкель - Русское поле » Яков Кофман - Эх, стипендия! (Монолог голодного студента) » Ялла - Учкудук » Ярослав Юдин - Жить » Яков Кофман - Десять лет без Шукшина » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Ярослав Юдин - Случайный сюжет » Яков Кофман - Романс
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