Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - School Cafeteria

Now, let me tell you `bout the school cafeteria
It`s got all the others beat
It sells over four million burgers a year
Just think, that`s almost two pounds of meat

My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm
But my burrito is much too cold
You know a school cafeteria is the only place
That sells artificially colored mold

You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production
They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg
I don`t like to complain, but in a school cafeteria
You can buy a taco and get Bubonic Plague

Today in the school cafeteria
They introduced a brand new malt
It`s called boysenberry dysentery
Please pass the salt

The tunafish sandwiches`ll make you ill
The enchiladas are enough to kill
Before you eat, you`d better make out your will
In the school cafeteria today

After sixty-three years in the business
Our cook still hasn`t got The Knack
And all the food in the school cafeteria
Comes from CARE packages that were sent back

Feel your arteries growing hard
As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard

It`s no wonder that the food is so gross
The health department is afraid to come close
So everybody better hold your nose
In the school cafeteria today

So listen very closely, all you girls and guys
Here`s a little message to the wise
You`d better not try the chili surprise
In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah
In the school cafeteria today

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - School Cafeteria Now, let me tell you `bout the school cafeteria It`s got all the others beat It sells over four million burgers a year Just think, that`s almost two pounds of meat My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm But my burrito is much too cold You know a school cafeteria is the only place That sells artificially colored mold You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg I don`t like to complain, but in a school cafeteria You can buy a taco and get Bubonic Plague Today in the school cafeteria They introduced a brand new malt It`s called boysenberry dysentery Please pass the salt The tunafish sandwiches`ll make you ill The enchiladas are enough to kill Before you eat, you`d better make out your will In the school cafeteria today After sixty-three years in the business Our cook still hasn`t got The Knack And all the food in the school cafeteria Comes from CARE packages that were sent back Feel your arteries growing hard As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard It`s no wonder that the food is so gross The health department is afraid to come close So everybody better hold your nose In the school cafeteria today So listen very closely, all you girls and guys Here`s a little message to the wise You`d better not try the chili surprise In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah In the school cafeteria today Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни School Cafeteria: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1132.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - RealRadio 104.1 » Weird Al Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1987 » Weird Al Yankovic - Truck Drivin` song » Weird Al Yankovic - Baby Likes Burping » Weird Al Yankovic - Constipated » Weird Al Yankovic - Buy Me a Condo » Weird Al Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road » Weird Al Yankovic - If I Could Make Love to a Bottle » Weird Al Yankovic - Happy Birthday » Weird Al Yankovic - Crampton Comes Alive » Weird Al Yankovic - Livin` In The Fridge » Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley as Performed in 1985 » Weird Al Yankovic - It`s Still Billy Joel To Me » Weird Al Yankovic - Living With a Hernia » Weird Al Yankovic - Lasagna » Weird Al Yankovic - Lasagna » Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Power! » Weird Al Yankovic - Since You`re Been Gone » Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong » Weird Al Yankovic - The Ballad of Kent Marlow Рекомендуем скачать: » Владимир Туриянский - Мы бродим по рекам... » Вадим Егоров - Больничный романс » ВИА ГРА - Отпустил бы ты меня » Владимир Высоцкий - Охота на кабанов » Виктор Черников - Баллада о юном предводителе » Владимир Высоцкий - Неужели мы заперты в замкнутый круг? » Валерий Митрофаненко - Кавказский край, моя обитель!.. » Василий Солкин - Исповедь » Владимир Шандриков - Баба Дуся » Валерия - Не обижай меня » Владимир Высоцкий - Песня о друге (Из к/ф Вертикаль) » Валерия - Метелица » Виктор Черников - Романс » Владимир Муромцев - Колыбельная для ручного кота » Владимир Высоцкий - Песенка про Мэри-Энн » Вячеслав Добрынин - Ты обещала (Спасибо за мечту) » Владимир Ланцберг - (стихи) » Валентин Вихорев - Спят в горах недотроги-вершины... » Владимир Высоцкий - Свадебная (из кинофильма "Иван да Марья" » Владимир Высоцкий - Позабыв про дела и тревоги
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