Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Weenie In A Bottle

It feels like I`ve been alone too long With no girls around, My mind was wondering, Thinking of some way, to release it

I looked in the kitchen, Saw some crisco oil and thats when my blood started to boil Oooohhh yeah

Ow, ow, ow! (Uh-oh) Ow, ow, ow! (oh god, what did I just do?!)

No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something, I didn`t know what to do It seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can`t get it out

(stuck my weenie in a bottle today, gonna shove it up all the way, I stuck my weenie in a bottle, oh no, i can`t, just can`t, someone help me out)

Its turning purple, all the feeling`s gone Now where did I put that friggin` phone? Dialling 911

Please pick up, I`m in alot of pain This was supposed to feel good, now I`m suffering Oh please answer

Denver 911, what is your emergency? Ow, ow, ow! Hello? Ow, ow, ow! Sir, what seems to be the problem?

No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something, I didn`t know what to do It seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can`t get it out

You stuck your weenie in a bottle, oh my
You must be a really lonely guy,
You stuck your weenie in a bottle, thats a first
Don`t worry sir, we`re sending somebody out
Hey Pam, this guy`s got his weenie stuck in a bottle!
No way!
He does!
What a friggin` loser!
Wait, sir, we`re sending somebody out
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(He`s in here, lets break the door down!Stand back! OH MY GOD! AHAHAHAHA!)

No-one wanted to be with him, he had to make his dream come true, he wanted to hump something, I (HE) didn`t know what to do, it seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around, he stuck his weenie in a bottle, now I (HE) can`t get it out!

Ok, relax kid, we`re gonna get this thing off ya! Ok Harry get ready. PULL, PULL, PULL!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today, now now, now I can`t get it out

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Weenie In A Bottle It feels like I`ve been alone too long With no girls around, My mind was wondering, Thinking of some way, to release it I looked in the kitchen, Saw some crisco oil and thats when my blood started to boil Oooohhh yeah Ow, ow, ow! (Uh-oh) Ow, ow, ow! (oh god, what did I just do?!) No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something, I didn`t know what to do It seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can`t get it out (stuck my weenie in a bottle today, gonna shove it up all the way, I stuck my weenie in a bottle, oh no, i can`t, just can`t, someone help me out) Its turning purple, all the feeling`s gone Now where did I put that friggin` phone? Dialling 911 Please pick up, I`m in alot of pain This was supposed to feel good, now I`m suffering Oh please answer Denver 911, what is your emergency? Ow, ow, ow! Hello? Ow, ow, ow! Sir, what seems to be the problem? No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something, I didn`t know what to do It seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can`t get it out You stuck your weenie in a bottle, oh my You must be a really lonely guy, You stuck your weenie in a bottle, thats a first Don`t worry sir, we`re sending somebody out Hey Pam, this guy`s got his weenie stuck in a bottle! No way! He does! What a friggin` loser! Wait, sir, we`re sending somebody out AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (He`s in here, lets break the door down!Stand back! OH MY GOD! AHAHAHAHA!) No-one wanted to be with him, he had to make his dream come true, he wanted to hump something, I (HE) didn`t know what to do, it seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around, he stuck his weenie in a bottle, now I (HE) can`t get it out! Ok, relax kid, we`re gonna get this thing off ya! Ok Harry get ready. PULL, PULL, PULL! Stuck my weenie in a bottle today, now now, now I can`t get it out Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Weenie In A Bottle: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1390.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley as Performed in 1985 » Weird Al Yankovic - Callin in Sick » Weird Al Yankovic - Avocado » Weird Al Yankovic - Generic Blues » Weird Al Yankovic - Fast Food » Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute » Weird Al Yankovic - I Think I`m a Clone Now » Weird Al Yankovic - Snails » Weird Al Yankovic - I Cant Watch This » Weird Al Yankovic - Jerry Springer » Weird Al Yankovic - I Remember Larry » Weird Al Yankovic - Good Enough For Now » Weird Al Yankovic - Gotta Boogie » Weird Al Yankovic - Im So Sick of You » Weird Al Yankovic - I`ll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) » Weird Al Yankovic - The Ballad of Kent Marlow » Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park » Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today » Weird Al Yankovic - RealRadio 104.1 » Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted to Spuds Рекомендуем скачать: » Звуки МУ, Петр Мамонов - Бронепоезд » Земфира - Дай мне руку (я пожму её) » Злата Кудинова - Безбожная молитва » Зверобой - Птиченька » Застольные песни - Голубой вагон » Земфира - Петарды » Застольные песни - Березы » Звуки МУ, Петр Мамонов - Корабельный пес » Заречный Гриша - Развод » Застольные песни - Стою на полустаночке » Заречный Гриша - С другой стороны » Зоя Ященко, Олег Заливако - И никто не знает, что случится с нами... » Злата Кудинова - Странник » Застольные песни - Листья желтые » Злата Кудинова - Философия » Звездинский Михаил - Очарована, околдована » Застольные песни - Московские окна » Зоя Ященко - Белая гвардия (посвящается А.Галичу) » Застольные песни - И льется песня » Зинур Миналиев - Что-то женское
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