Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme
Oh, this is a story `bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn`t approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory And he played on the company bowling team And every single night he had a strange recurring dream Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream But that`s really not important to the story
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist With a spatula tatooed on her arm (on her arm) But he didn`t keep in touch And he lost her number Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth) And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich For what it`s worth
Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man He was caught in a beart trap and Al set him free And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be And it turns out he`s a big-shot producer on TV So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know Now he`s got his very own Weird Al show
(much unintelligeable talking and yelling)
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