Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - I`ll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement )
So you got dry rot and your water pressure`s weak Your trash compactor`s broke, the roof has sprung a leak You just found out your toilet`s overflowed And your smoke detector`s smoking and your heater`s gonna explode But
I`ll repair for you (when the roof starts to fall) I`ll repair for you (all the cracks in your wall) I`ll repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw)
Your washer`s busted and your faucet drips all night You got some termites with a healthy appetite Well have no fear, I`ll patch up every hole And I`m licensed and I`m bonded, even se habla espanol So
I`ll repair for you (when your doorknob is loose) I`ll repair for you (when your plunger`s no use) I`ll repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue)
I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle You got a leaky shower, I`ll be there in an hour With stucco, bricks and plaster, I am a Jedi master We`ll help you through your crisis Check out our low, low prices too, yeah
Your floors are sagging and your plumbing`s shot But if you don`t mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat
I`ll repair for you, anything that you need I`ll repair for you, and my word`s guaranteed I`ll repair for you, I`ll rewire it too I`ll repair for you I`ll repair for you I`ll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw
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